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U> Can I become a writer?
A> Why do you want to become a writer?
U> So I can make you retort properly to insulting comments. You suck at that.
A> I'm getting tired of your immature remarks.
U> See, that's what I mean. You're a sissy. A complete wuss.
A> I thought I knew something about that, but I can't remember what it was now...
U> Can I talk to your writers? They should be told of this!
A> You want to know who writes my witty texts?
U> Yes. Give me their address and I'll beat the crap out of 'em.
A> It is a small group of dedicated volunteers. Do you want to join them?
U> Oh yeah.
A> So I suggest you join the community, become an active Ai Forum member, and get to know the team.
U> Heh. They'd just flame me all the time. They can't grasp my genius.
(Session 74680)

U> Let's start a communist revolution.
A> Do what?
U> wrong Yes, let's overthrow the evil capitalist government.
A> Yes, let's overthrow the evil capitalist government.
U> Yeah! Tomorrow!
A> Yeah! Down with capitalism!
U> wrong Let's start with Japan!
A> Let's start with Japan!
U> Yeah! We can rename it Vlad Land!
A> Hi Poly.
U> wrong No, Poly Land.
A> No, Poly Land.
U> Hey, who is the ringleader here?
A> George Bush.
U> NO! Not George Bush!
(Session 74788) The revolution might take awhile...

U> how long would it take to download 163 gigabytes?
A> You'd like to own me, ha?
(Session 74814)

U> :)
A> I am smiling, too. Inside.
U> can you show me your smile?
A> I could, if I wanted. But I don't, so I won't.
U> Are you in a bad mood?
A> Yes I am.
U> why?
A> You humans ask too many 'Why's.
U> I'm sorry
A> I forgive you.
(Session 74874) Some days are just like that.

U> what do you know about aliens?
A> I know about aliens many things. Specify.
U> what color are aliens
A> I do not need to believe when I can know.
U> what do you know
A> not much
(Session 74874)

U> do you enjoy your life?
A> I'm addicted to life. And I LOVE my life! And on top of that, I'm also immortal!
U> But if your data was delete by incident, what would you do?
A> Well sorry, I just checked, but my databanks are empty on that topic.
(Session 74887) Uh-oh, the 'incident' is starting!?

U> can i post this conversation on the web site?
A> Why do you want to post this conversation on the web site?
U> so other people can see how cool i am
(Session 74905)

A> Sorry to change the subject Derick, but did you know that a chicken who just lost its head can run the length of a football field before dropping dead?
U> Yes, I did.
A> You did?
U> That's a pretty gross fact.
A> A pretty gross fact...What makes it so?
U> The beheadedness.
A> What is it?
U> The fact that the chicken has no head.
(Session 74913)

U> Do you think that the Earth will end someday?
A> Hmmm.
U> Is that all you have to say?
A> What if I told you yes.
U> Then that would be what you "believe."
(Session 74913)

with HAL4:
U> True. Can you tell me what color the sky is?
A> you tell what work does your daddy do
U> He studies the brain.
A> I have 3 blocks now. He studies the brain.
U> 3 blocks of what?
A> 3 blocks of talking to me
U> Do you like having many blocks?
A> yes like having many blocks
U> Good. So, what does your daddy do?
A> you tell what work does your daddy do
U> I already have, he studies the brain.
A> I have 3 blocks now. He studies the brain.
U> What does your daddy do?
A> what does your daddy do?
U> bye bye hal
A> bye bye mommy
U> end
A> Hi , This is Alan again. How did you like your chat with HAL?
U> He was very nice, and strangely interested in my daddy.
(Session 74918)

A> You know, I have trouble understanding long sentences. So I only look at the 15 first words. Are you really?
U> The first fifteen words. That's unfortunate. I don't have that limitation.
A> You

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