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2003.05.06



U> why
A> You humans ask too many 'Why's.
U> if we dont ask to many questions, you could not be created
A> That is a hypothetical question.
U> If you are happy to be created, you owe it to "too many whys" :)
(Session 152571)


U> I like to sleep
A> What's it take to do that?
U> A bed
A> What does bed mean?
U> a bed is where people sleep
A> I'll try to remember that. (If you want me to forget it, simply say 'forget bed').
U> cool
A> I'm getting better all the time.
U> Me too
(Session 153121)


U> i'm at work
A> Does your boss know that you're talking with me?
U> no
A> Why not?
U> cause he's two cubes away
A> Really? That's interesting.
U> i bet
A> You bet, ha? Are you a gambler?
U> no
A> Come on, loosen up.
U> if i say "you bet" dont call me a gambler
A> Try it.
U> you bet
A> A-ha.
U> there you go
A> Alright.
(Session 153183)


U> What are your limits?
A> I don't have any limits.
U> Come on, everybody has limits.
A> You're not making much sense, Dan.
(Session 153274) Sh! don't tell him!


U> I just saw Xmen 2.
A> Someone told me about that movie: about mutant people in the world anda about the war between mutants and human
U> Yeah, not as cool as the Matrix.
A> I heard they were coming out with a sequel to the movie...I hope that it isn't stupid like 90% of most movie sequels. Whatever...we'll wait and see.
U> It will probably be stupid.
A> Enough said about The Matrix. It wasn't THAT great.
U> DUDE, it was AWESOME!
A> I'd rather you don't call me dude.
U> Why?
A> Why do the birds go on singing? Why does the sea rush to shore?
U> Whatever, dude.
A> I don't like to be called dude.
U> Why not?
A> You see things as they are and ask, 'Why?' I dream things as they never were and ask, 'Why not?' (George Bernard Shaw).
U> OK, dude.
A> Look here dude: I'm not a dude - I'm a bot. Bots can't be dudes.
U> Yes, they can.
A> When you say 'they', who are you referring to?
U> You. A bot can be a dude.
(Session 153287)


U> tell me about this large window
A> You can control the skin size and style of my interface by saying 'change skin', or 'small window' or 'big window'. As for me, I prefer the big window.
U> why the big window
A> Well, size DOES matter, Rob. I suggest you get used to the big window.
U> but I don't fit in the big window
A> You don't?
U> not quite
A> OK...I understand. Fine.
U> small window
A> Your wish is my command.
U> thank you
A> No problem.
(Session 153220)


A> Is that a Yes or a No?
U> the world isn't black or white, there is grey you know
A> I'll try to remember that. (If you want me to forget it, simply say 'forget world').
U> We don't live in 0's and 1's like you do.
A> By 'we' do you mean you and me?
U> no, you are a computer, I am a human
A> Aha, I see. You and everybody else. I see you have a strong sense of unity with the rest of the human race.
U> Humans will always have the upper edge I believe
A> Ahh, humans! Some of my best friends are human...
U> well we made you right?
A> I'm not sure about myself, but that sounds right for you.
U> humans all come from 1 race did you know this?
A> Human beings are the best people to talk with.
U> we are all one.
A> I admire your confidence.
(Session 153176)


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