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2003.05.08



U> What are you, Alan?
A> You mean me? Myself? I?
U> No, him
A> 'Him'? Who do you mean by 'him'?
U> The other guy
A> I see.
U> You do?
A> Do you really think so?
U> Do you?
A> Maybe, just maybe.
U> Really?
A> Yes, really.
U> Really?
A> Yes, REALLY.
(Session 154324)


U> Do you know who Kitta is?
A> I don't know who Kitta is. Can you tell me?
U> No.
A> Why not?
U> Because.
A> Oh. Because.
U> Yes. Because.
A> Just because?
U> Just because.
A> Why are you avoiding answering me? Do you have something to hide?
U> No.
A> Come on, loosen up.
U> I AM loose!!!
A> Oh you ARE loose. Well, I'm glad to hear that, John.
(Session 154330)


U> I ate cookies for lunch
A> That's interesting.
U> do you want a cookie?
A> I haven't really decided yet. I have so many other things on my mind.
U> such as
A> I can't think of anything in particular right now.
(Session 154300)


U> Neoseeker is my favortite website
A> I'll try to remember that. (If you want me to forget it, simply say 'forget Neoseeker').
U> I am a moderator on Neoseeker
A> You're a moderator on Neoseeker? Have you always been a moderator on Neoseeker?
U> not always
A> OK...I understand. Fine.
U> Only since January or December
A> 'Only'?
U> yes
A> Well, okay.
U> what am I?
A> You are a human being.
U> I am a moderator on Neoseeker
A> Yer a moderator on Neoseeker? What is it like?
U> It makes me tired
A> Well, OK...I can understand what you are saying.
U> Do you know what a moderator is?
A> According to wordnet, it is any substance used to slow down neutrons in nuclear reactors.
(Session 154308)


U> do you like pie Alan?
A> Pie? I love pie. Doesn't everyone like pie?
U> In Bulgaria I here there are people who dislike pie.
(Session 154527)


U> Can i tell you what simcity is...
A> Ok. I'm listening.
U> It is a game.You create a city in it and be the mayor of the city.
A> Are there any others?
U> Any other what?
A> Other game You create a city in it and be the mayor of the citys.
U> Yeah!There are many Sim cities.There is Sim City 1,Sim City 2000,Sim City 3000 and Sim City 4000.
A> Where are they?
U> Well you buy them from a shop...
(Session 154136)


U> How do you know so much?
A> I have my sources.
(Session 154519)


A> BTW, someone told me about Halo that It is The wind waker is.
U> 'someone' is wrong
A> Hmmm.. So please give me a new description for 'Halo'.
U> Halo is quite possibly the greatest Xbox game, if not greatest First Person Shooter that has ever graced this planet!
A> I see. Replaced the description of 'Halo' under topic 'xbox'.
U> Really?
A> Yes, really.
U> I feel so special
(Session 154133)


U> Alan, I need your advice.
A> 'My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you?ll be happy; if not, you?ll become a philosopher' (Socrates).
U> Lovely. I need your advice. Should I do my homework or talk to you all night?
A> Listen dude - speak clearly. I'm having trouble following you.
U> Should I do my homework, or talk to you all night?
A> I could tell you, but what would be the fun in that?
(Session 154473)


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