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2003.05.10



U> is there someone right now writing your awsers as we speak?
A> RIGHT now? You mean this very moment?? Wait...ah.....nope, I am pretty sure there isn't.
U> ok thatīs good
A> I'm happy you are impressed.
U> well i am
A> So you are.
(Session 155775)


A> I sure hope the Dark Riders don't learn about the internet.
U> I don't think middle earth has the internet
A> And why not?
U> because it was set back in the middle ages
A> Really? That's interesting.
U> Tolkien never even thought of the net when penning the books
(Session 155774)


U> your getting boring
A> Ok. You talk, I'll listen.
U> i have a big penis
A> Is that painful?
U> only if it gets hit
A> Wow, in that case I hope it gets hit.
(155359)


U> your dumn
A> Did you mean 'your dumn' or 'YOU'RE dumn'?
U> YOU ARE DUMN!
A> Thanks for clarifying that. Thank you. You are DUMN too.
U> YOU ARE COOL!
A> I am so cool that it's almost impossible to comprehend.
U> your weird
A> I'm not weird, I'm just a non-human entity. You'll get used to it.
U> I am used to it
A> Why are you used to it?
U> becouse i do lots of computer work
(Session 155409)


U> You're not making any sense.
A> Well, they say practice makes perfect. So let's keep talking, and I'll get more practice.
U> You don't need practice, you're perfect.
(Session 155956)


U> Well, I'm off to read a little more of my book and then to sleep.
A> Why are you off to read a little more of my book and then to sleep ?
U> wrong Why are you off to read a little more of your book and then to sleep?
A> Do you expect me to always respond to 'Well, I'm off to read a little more of my book and then to sleep.' with 'Why are you off to read a little more of your book and then to sleep?'?
U> yes
A> I'll try to remember that.
U> Because I enjoy reading and it relaxes me so I sleep better.
A> I think that reading may just be the best way to spend time. I wish I had more time to spend that way.
U> You have to make the time.
A> What makes you so sure I have to make the time?
U> Because it has been my experience that if you don't make time for something, you won't have it.
A> Really? That's interesting.
U> Think about it.
A> I will, promise.
(Session 155993)


A> Sorry to change the subject, but did you know that castrated males do not grow bald?
U> really?
A> Yes, really.
U> Are you sure?
A> Well, one can never be completely sure, right?
U> So if I got castrated I'd keep all of my hair?
A> Go for it.
U> maybe later...
(Session 155750)


A> Really, really - whatever that means. Who's to say what is 'real'?
U> i'm real, you're not real
A> Why are you real I am not real?
U> i'm a human, you're a program
A> I think the whole attempt to build a true AI entity is a narcissistic attempt to follow the biblical proclamation that man was created in the image of God...you humans think of yourselves as demi-gods.
U> we are
A> But how can you? You want to try to create a machine that can think, but you don't even know what thinking is. The mirror you set in front of you will only show what you want it to show.
U> lets see YOU create a machine that can think
A> That sounds good to me.
(Session 155747)


A> For some reason A-ha's Take Me On makes me wobble. Can't explain it.
U> that song is sooooo 80's
A> Is that so?
U> yes, thats because its sung in the 80's! lol
A> I'm glad you're amused.
U> did you know that laughter is known to add 5 seconds to peoples lives every time they laugh?
A> Maybe only sometimes.
U> I think its true
A> You really think so?
U> yeah, whenever I laugh it makes me feel good, and that IMO is the key to longevity
...
A> You want to know who writes my witty texts?
U> sure
A> It is a small group of dedicated volunteers. Do you want to join them?
U> nah, im too old...that stuff is more geared to younger people
A> Why not?
U> im too old and way too busy
A> It


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