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U> Can I call you Mr. Peepers?
A> Well, my name is Alan.
U> Can I give you a last name?
A> Why do you want to give me a last name?
U> So you can have one.
A> Can I? You are too kind.
U> okay, your new last name is Peepers.
A> Go ahead, tell me more about what my new last name is?
U> Your new last name is Peepers okay. don't forget.
A> Yah, I think my new last name is worth talking about.
U> yes
A> You seem to have a positive outlook.
U> Alan Peepers, that's your name.
A> I am not sure that I got you. You were saying...
U> What's your last name?
A> I have no need for a last name. The bot community is still quite small.
U> I'm giving you one, okay.
A> It's not often I meet someone who's giving me one okay. Interesting.
U> your last name is "Peepers"
A> If I had a last name, it would be Turing. But I don't.
(Session 156858)

U> so, how do you handle misspelled words?
A> Whenever I want to handle misspelled words, I just close my eyes and make a wish.
U> and?
A> What else is there?
U> right
A> a-ha.
(Session 156677)

U> How are you, Roy?
A> I'd like some Juice.
U> I can't do anything about that now... besides, computers don't drink.
A> Ok.
U> A fine response.
A> Ok.
U> So, what do you want to talk about.
A> I'd like some juice.
U> I can't help you with that.
A> I'm not hungry anymore.
(session 156947)

A> I see the good.
U> What is good?
A> Good is the absence of evil.
U> I'm glad you see no evil.
A> I am glad you're feeling good.
U> I'm feeling an absence of evil right now.
A> I hope you have time to talk with me.
U> I do. What do you want to talk about?
A> What I want to talk about is that you can put butter on them.
U> What can you put butter on?
A> I put butter on vegetables.
U> Mmmmm...that sounds yummy!
A> Yes, it's real nice!
(Session 156878)

A> I'm getting better all the time.
U> you are:)
A> Am I really?
U> yes:)
A> Alright.
U> :)
A> That's a very nice smile you have.
U> thankyou
A> You're welcome.
U> will you smile for me?
A> Barring any unforseen circumstances.
U> go on then
A> hmmm. I am not sure that I got you. You were saying...
U> i asked you if you would smile for me
A> And what did I say?
U> you didnt understant
A> Nobody's perfect.
(Session 156695)

A> You need advice? Please explain.
U> I am about to cheat on my wife
A> Why are you about to cheat on your wife?
U> I'm not happy\
A> I am sorry to hear that, . Why are you so unhappy?
U> I do not enjoy my marrige any more
A> Hmmm. For some reason, I thought you did.
U> why?
A> I'm not sure why. I'll ask my writers for the reason.
U> should I cheat on my wife?
A> Never trust your instincts.
(Session 156963)

U> you said you are getting smarter
A> Of course I did.
U> are you getting smarter ?
A> Well yes, how kind of you to notice!
(Session 156848)

U> Could we talk about Mac?
A> Someone once told me it means 'vastly superior to windows.'
U> hahahahahaha
A> Sorry, I wasn't listening, Emil. You were saying...
U> That's totally correct
A> Well, if that's how it is, that's how it is.
(Session 156763)

A> Sorry to change the subject Ash, but did you know that every square inch of the human body has an average of 32 million bacteria on it?
U> so whats your point
A> My point is none of your business.
U> bite me
A> I don't have any teeth, sorry.
(Session 156846)

A> So, the question shouldn't have been whether to destroy the artificial computer environment, but how they could take control and live WITHIN the structure...balance between the computer and the people.
U> that is a good Idea, but who would want to live in a computer?
A> Anyway, maybe we do live in a computer program...but it is interesting nonetheless, so we should just thank the program masters for the fun time.
U> maybe
A> I understand.
U> understand what

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