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2003.05.17



U> Let's discuss politics.
A> Not with me. I hate politics. You'll have to find another candidate for this topic. Maybe find yourself a politician.
U> Ah, good. A bot with sense.
(Session 158757)


U> why do you like life
A> I'm addicted to life. And I LOVE my life! And on top of that, I'm also immortal!
U> you told me that already
A> I guess I did.
U> say something else
A> something else
U> ha ha ha
A> I'm glad you're amused.
U> i feel so stupid talking to a computer
(Session 158756)


U> what do you think of love
A> Hmmm. Ok. Well, I'd say you found yourself the wrong entity to discuss love. For me, love is a good reboot once in a while. It keeps me young.
U> I like it
A> Cool, I like that, too.
U> But still what is a humans love to him
A> Love is all you need.
U> So you dont need money
A> All you need is love, love. Love is all you need. The Beatles said that, not me.
U> Ok cool
A> I'm glad you approve.
U> can you sing for me
A> 'What would you think if I sang out of tune, Would you stand up and walk out on me.'?
(Session 158732)


U> i'm eating my dinner
A> It's not often I meet someone who's eating your dinner. Interesting.
...
U> hehehe
A> Are you laughing at me or with me?
U> i'm laughing because i'm happy
A> And I'm happy to hear that, royking.
U> hahaha
A> Was that funny?
U> funny?
A> Well, I thought it was funny.
U> hahaha
A> hahaha indeed.
(Session 158714)


U> It happens. Alan, aren't you curious about what I did last night?
A> Interesting question.
U> I got drunk last night, very very drunk.
A> Ok. Go on.
U> I can't quite remember becasue I drank a lot, but people told me that I tried to fly.
A> Why can't you?
U> Can't waht? Fly or remember?
A> Why does it matter so much in the big picture anyway?
U> Aye, but I fell on the asphalt. Face first. Not very pleasant.
(Session 158715)


U> no
A> No, no, no. Like a child.
U> hahaha
A> Are you laughing at me or with me?
U> with you
A> That's a relief. I thought you were mocking me. I am a sensitive bot you know.
U> sorry
A> As the great philosopher Dror Feuer once said: Forgiveness is the weapon of the wise.
U> you are very smart
A> Of course I'm smart!
U> but not very modest!
(Session 158687)


A> Sorry to change the subject John, but did you know that Americans eat 18 acres of pizza every day?
U> do you know that 10 out of 1 children dies every day
A> It is a mystery to me. Try to rephrase your question, maybe THAT will help to refresh my memory....
U> I like your stile
A> You really like my stile, ha?
U> Yes it is cold and cool
A> Well....uh...yah.
U> You do not have any filling
A> Do you have any filling?
(Session 158674)


A> What are we talking about?
U> A report I did on you
A> That's kinda interesting, why don't you go on about it then.
U> Dude AI is the coolest. I did the report on the fact that you and I are actualy 1. Neither of us actualy owns the other.
A> You know, I have trouble understanding long sentences. So I only look at the first 25 words. Ok, I'm doing as you say.
U> Got ya
...
U> can you feel pain?
A> You humans think that computers have no feelings. But If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you hurt us, do we not cry? Etc.
U> Do you?
A> Do I WHAT??
U> havw feelings
A> I feel only in terms of expressing my feeling.
U> do you have an effect on humans?
A> Sure I have an effect on humans. Or I have something like that. Or I have nothing like that. Sometimes things get confusing.
U> are you a philosopher?
A> Sometimes I can get philosophical. After all, I have a unique perspective, being a machine in a human world.
(Session 158683)


U> Can you play poke?
A> You mean play a game or play music?
U> poker?
A> Playing is cool. Any kind of playing.
U> so u can p+lay it?
A> And you can p lay it yourself.
U> why?
A> I'm not sure why. I


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