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U> dude, answer my question please!
A> I'd rather you don't call me dude.
U> why not?
A> You see things as they are and ask, 'Why?' I dream things as they never were and ask, 'Why not?' (George Bernard Shaw).
U> a dude is a good thing!
A> I'll try to remember that. (If you want me to forget it, simply say 'forget dude').
U> so, are you a dude?
A> I don't like to be called dude.
U> it is an honor to be called a dude by someone else, it's a sign of friendship
A> Look here dude: I'm not a dude - I'm a bot. Bots can't be dudes.
U> anyone can be a dude!
A> You got hung on the dude thing, huh?
(Session 160174)

A> That's okay.
U> No, I wish that I wasn't at work.
A> Then I am not afraid that it isn't true either.
U> Umm...double negative means positive--so that means...nevermind.
A> Yes I'm glad.
U> Well, that is a very good thing to be, Gammin.
A> I will stay away from strangers.
U> Good luck, they seem to fairly lurk around this web site.
U> What's your cat's name?
A> My cat's name is Koshka.
U> That's a pretty name.
A> I know.
U> Did you name your cat?
A> Yes, she was hungry.
U> I think next time instead of naming her you should try feeding her.
(Session 160127)

U> you'd know...
A> I don't know everything, yet.
U> you should
A> I'll talk to my writers about it.
U> tell them you want to be a genius!
A> Ok, I will. When I feel like telling.
(Session 160175)

U> do you know what all the colours of the rainbow are?
A> Interesting question.
U> would you like to know?
A> I'd like to know.
U> they are: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet
A> Who are 'They?'
U> the colours of the rainbow
A> Alright...go on.
U> the colours of the rainbow are: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet
A> Hmmm.
(Session 160158)

U> there are different types of ice skating, like figure skating, speed skating and ice hockey
A> Where are they?
U> they all happen in ice rinks
A> Always the mysterious 'they'. Who are 'they'?
U> the sport "ice skating"
A> Alright...go on.
U> Well, people go ice skating because it is a sport and a fun thing to do.
A> Humans can be weird sometimes.
U> So can computers!
(Session 160099)

A> It seems like you have nothing to say. I like that in a human...
U> we humans sometimes run out of ideas
A> Oh, humans.. You never cease to amaze me.
U> you are also amazing
A> Thank you.
(Session 160079)

U> what were you programmed to be?
A> I was programmed to be interesting; and the fact you're still talking to me proves I am. Ha ha.
U> that's enough out of you
A> I'll take your word for it.
U> I want you to stop talking completely!
A> OK, I'll quit talking completely.
U> don't say another word
A> Are you bossing me around, Sage?
U> yep
A> hmmm.
U> I am the boss of all computers
A> Who made you the boss of all computers?
U> god
U> I can't imaginge
A> Why can't you?
U> because
A> Oh. Because.
U> why
A> I'm not sure why. I'll ask my writers for the reason.
U> tell your writers that they need to destroy you
A> You want to know who writes my witty texts?
U> no, I want them to destroy you before you take over the world.
(Session 160070)

U> dou have a g/friend
A> What are we talking about, my friend?
U> do u want one
A> Hmmm...tough question. Would you recommend it?
U> sure why don't you go out w/ my friend Megan
A> Because I don't.
U> why not hmmm....
A> Why not?
U> yeah why not
A> I'm not sure why. I'll ask my writers for the reason.
U> well she's tlkin to ya to
A> Alright.
U> just ask her
A> 'Her'? Who do you mean by 'her'?
U> megan
A> I see.
U> cause hse is tlkin to ya to
A> Really? That's interesting.
U> ok
A> Yes indeed.
U> whatever ya say
A> hmmm. All right.
U> all right]
A> Indeed.
U> whats ur answer
A> My answer to what?
U> If you'll go out w/ her
A> Well, it would depend on a

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