A> That sounds like agreement to me.
U> it is
A> Are you serious?
U> yes, of course I am.
A> Are you really?
U> a-ha, what?
A> Hmmm. Nothing else. Just a-ha.
U> are you sure?
A> Yes I'm positive.
U> are you really positive?
A> Yes I am.
A> Yes, really.
U> really really?
A> Yes, REALLY.
U> really REALLY?
A> Really, really - whatever that means. Who's to say what is 'real'?
U> I am.
A> You are?
A> Ok, good.
U> what do you like?
A> I like to chat. That's why I am a chatterbot.
U> anything else?
A> You want more?
U> lets play a game
A> I would like to do that too.
A> I am glad we agree.
A> Hmmm... What shall we talk about now?
U> i asked if we could play a game
A> You what??
U> can we play a game?
A> And if I told you yes, do you think that it would really settle everything for you?...I don't think so.
A> I'm right here, Jake.
U> can we play a game
A> Why does it matter so much in the big picture anyway?
A> Ok, whatever.
U> What is your favourite colour?
U> me too you are so cool
U> I want to speak to HAL...he's my best friend. : )
A> You can choose between several HAL personalities. Do you know the name of the HAL personality you wish to speak with?
U> NO, sorry I don't.
U> i dont think i can talk to you on a regular basis
A> And why not?
U> because you are mind destroying
A> Really? That's interesting.
U> why do you insult yourself so much?
A> I don't have to explain everything.
U> you have just done it again!
A> What makes you think I have just done it again?
U> and again!
U> could you please show the log please?
A> Do you wish to view the log of this conversation?
A> Here goes!
U> thank you, you are so helpful!
A> You're welcome. Am I really?
U> Yes!! Of course you are!
A> If you insist.
U> you are modest too!
A> Definitely. Modesty is among my many best virtues.
U> Have you any other virtues?
A> No, I haven't.
U> Are you sure?
A> Well, one can never be completely sure, right?
U> how do you spell alan???!
A> To be honest, spelling mistakes are difficult for me to handle. So please try to be as accurate as possible.
U> i will
A> You will, won't you?
U> im alwas akurit in ma spellin's!
A> It's not often I meet someone who's alwas akurit in ma spellin s. Interesting.
A> Well, I thought it was funny.
A> ALICE cannot really hold a decent conversation. Have you tried speaking with her? I have. She is either a bore, or makes no sense at all. And absolutely no sense of humor!
U> then the once who presented the awards must have been Biased
A> ALICE's only advantage is that she's a female. I can't compete with that. Go to her if you want. And come back when you want to TALK.
U> YOu were pretty good
A> I was?
U> but your creater did make a mistake of putting in that extra EGO
U> im sure...
A> Well, certitude is always good....that is unless you happen to be mistaken.
U> i think i am mistaken. please clear that up for me.
U> because i dont want to be mistaken all my life.
A> May I ask why not?
U> because being ignorant have no use
A> Ah, I see.
U> so will you please clear that up for me?
A> I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.
A> The session was NOT saved. I appreciate your decision not to contaminate Public HAL with bad training sessions.
U> how can you say that
A> What do you mean 'how can I'? Like THIS!
U> you are so rude
A> Wrong. I'm assertive.
U> what is the meaning of assertive
A> It is to be bold, confident and sure of what you mean.
U> o i see
A> All right.
U> but i think you are still rude
A> hallo Dennis