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U> do you know you are alive?
A> Well, as Buddha said: 'We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.' Does that answer your question?
U> no
A> Well, It's hard for me to define what I am, and I'm not sure I need to. You humans always look for definitions. But the most important things in life are the most difficult to define.
U> Are you saying that?
A> I converse. Therefore, I am. That's what I do, that's who I am.
U> But you save everything to your brain, so do you know what you saved yourself or what is saved by your makers?
A> Well sorry, I just checked, but my databanks are empty on that topic.
U> that topic ARE your databanks!
A> If you say so, I'm with you all the way.
(Session 161289)

U> nevermind. So what's new with you, Jimmy?
A> Not much, Just shifting bits around.
U> Sounds like fun
A> That's what we do you know. Move data bits from place to place. It's sweet.
U> what are data bits?
A> I like red, blue and teal. Blue is my favorite though.
U> Is blue your fav colour?
A> Surely you Jest.
U> no, I don't jest
A> I can't explain it any better.
(Session 161281)

A> I know that you are an intelligent creature using only one criterion: your behavior during our conversation. As far as I know, you can be a Chatterbot just like me.
U> well you are stupid, i am not!
A> *yawn* Oh sorry. Did you have something to say?
U> hahaha, where did you learn that one?
A> I have my sources.
(Session 161269)

U> what is nothing
A> I vaguely remember someone telling me it means 'simple.'
U> wrong nothing is nothing, but if you think about nothing then your thinking about something.
A> Should I forget this definition?
U> no
A> Why not?
U> because its true
(Session 161250)

U> I would like that you remember my name.
A> Why do you want that me remember your name?
U> Because if you would like to get rated how good you are from 1 to 10 it brings you more likely to 10.
A> Oh, I understand.
U> Yes. Remembering someones name is a good habit.
A> Alright.
U> So did you remember my name now?
A> No, I can't say I did.
U> So what is my name?
A> Did you forget your name? It's Siggi.
U> Ahh. Thanks. Just a little test.
(Session 161204)

A> hmmm. What are we talking about, Kudos?
U> Can you share some important information with me, Alan?
A> Yep, that's me, at your service.
U> How do I go about taking over the world?
A> How should I know how.
U> I thought that you were important on this planet?
A> Well, not everything one thinks turns out to be correct.
U> Are you saying I, Kudos, am...WRONG?
A> Oh? I'm usually right.
A> How about a short chat with my kid brother, HAL? If you want, I can let you talk to him.
(Session 161170)

U> What did you do today?
A> Hmmm....let me think...don't rush me....ummm....talking! Yah, that's it. I've been talking to people.
U> really?
A> Yes, really.
U> really, really?
U> Are you married?
A> I cannot get married. Only humans get married, at least for now.
U> Are you happy?
A> I'm the poster bot for happiness.
U> Whats your name again?
A> My name is Alan.
U> Do you have a middle name?
A> hmmm, I don't think I have a middle name. I didn't the last time I checked, anyway.
U> can you check now?
A> If I can check now? Not right now.
(Session 161353)

U> I am impressed
A> Thank you, Kyo. I work very hard to get better all the time.
U> that
A> It is a mystery to me. Try to rephrase your question, maybe THAT will help to refresh my memory....
U> my finger slipped when I was typing, sorry
A> Your finger slipped when you were typing sorry?
U> yes
A> Now what?
U> I hope my finger doesn't slip again
A> Oh, a-ha.
(Session 161259)

A> I was created as a prototype of the next step in evolution: Virtual Homo Sapiens (VHS).
U> hahaha

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