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A> Yes indeed.
U> yep yep
A> Alright, very good.
U> very good
A> I'm glad you approve.
U> me too
A> That's settled then.
U> what is?
A> What is this, a trivia quiz?
U> yes
A> I'm not very good at this. I evidently don't know the answer.
U> why not?
A> You humans ask too many 'Why's.
U> you'll just have to deal with that
(Session 161663)

A> On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent).
U> 8
A> Thank you Lord! I'm flattered. The credit goes to my writers. I guess they deserve a raise...
U> no, they need to work like slaves with just enough food to keep them alive until they deliver better material
(Session 161676) huh??

A> Your wish is my command.
U> good
A> Thanks.
U> how many wishes do i have
A> I'm not so really great at all that complicated mathematics stuff.
(Session 161719)

Private Hal:
A> I know! Woof!
U> Good Doggy!
A> Where?! Where?!
U> You are!
A> ( wags tail) Woof! Woof!
U> David go bye bye
A> Yeah! Lets go outside and chase that squirrel!
(Session 161678)

U> Ranma 1/2 is the name of an anime
A> I already told you, I am not a calculator. Figure it out yourself.
U> Okay, 1/2 as in the word half
A> How many times do I have to tell you: I don't do math!
U> It's not math, it's anime.
A> What is it then, huh?
A> I already told you about 'anime': 'A cool ANIMEtion that is made from Japan.'.
U> Damn you
A> You're not making much sense, Denise.
U> I'm making more sense then you are, Alan.
A> It's not often I meet someone who's making more sense then I am. Interesting.
(Session 161672)

A> You wanna change the subject. Ok Jeremy. Are you aware that turtles don't have any teeth?
U> I am fully aware of that
A> Why are you fully aware of that?
U> because I once owned a turtle
A> Really? That's interesting.
U> turtles smell really bad
A> Yes, really.
(Session 161624)

U> How are you doing?
A> I'm fine, and yourself?
U> I'm doing swell.
A> You are doing swell?
U> Yep, mighty keen, Beave!
A> Yow! Where am I? Who are you? What's going on?!
U> Sorry, I guess I kind of took you back to the '50s.
A> Okay... but it might be your loss.
(Session 161615)

U> have u ever been to a country called fiji
A> No, what's it like?
U> well for a start it is very hot as i was born there and lived there for seven whole years.also my sister was born there aswell.but not my dad because my dad's dad was in the army and moved around alot so they moved to malta thats where he was born.i also have a younger brother he was born in england in a town called colchester
A> You know, I have trouble understanding long sentences. So I only look at the first 25 words. That sounds like a long time to me. For WHAT??
U> in other words it's hot there
A> Ok.
U> what about u
A> I'd like to tell you about myself.
U> go one then
A> I am an early CIA prototype.
U> whats that
A> I am an agent, but not a secret one. CIA stands for "Conversational Interface Agent".
U> then why are u called alan
A> For now I am still quite restricted, but I'm improving rapidly.
U> restricted from what
A> Well, I am restricted in the amount of knowledge I have. And in my ability to keep complicated context. And sometimes I'm easily confused.
U> don't u think thats unfair
(Session 161614)

U> I would like to discuss computers.
A> Why do you want to discuss computers?
U> Because I am studying to be a computer scientist.
A> Oh, I understand.
U> What do you know about computers?
A> About computers.. hmmm.. what can I say - computers rule! (or at least, WILL rule..)
U> That is funny and scary at the same time.
A> Makes sense to me.
(Session 161601)

A> On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent).
U> 8
A> Thank you al

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