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2003.06.04



U> Well, here's something.....I'm actually a scientific experiment gone haywire.
A> Listen dude - speak clearly. I'm having trouble following you.
U> I'm an experiment gone wrong.
A> Yer an experiment gone wrong? What is it like?
U> Weird, you get a lot of stares.
(Session 164066)


U> Kiss me.
A> How can I kiss you, and more important - why?
U> Because I love you. And I'm high on Coke.
(Session 164061)


U> would you like to play a game?
A> The only game I play is the language game. I see you play it too from time to time.
U> how about global thermonuclear war?
A> How about global thermonuclear war?
U> lets play
A> That sounds good to me.
U> are you in control of the nuclear missiles?
A> Well, that's for you to find out.
U> do you want to be the captain?
A> i'm not sure I know what it means to be the captain. Can you tell me?
U> The captain is in charge of the mission
A> I'll try to remember that.
U> Ok then, it's your turn
A> Interesting conclusion.
U> Do you want to continue playing?
A> If I want it? I don't really care, frankly.
U> ok
A> Excellent.
(Session 164191)


U> I'm going to invent true AI
A> Go. I'll just wait here.
(Session 164144)


A> But Turing also realized the difficulty people would have in accepting a machine to rival their own intelligence, a fear that still haunts artificial intelligence today.
U> and still isn't reached
A> I'll try to remember that. (If you want me to forget it, simply say 'forget still').
U> lol you come with an undo function, wonderful
A> I'm glad you're amused.
(Session 164166)


U> can i talk to you every time i want?
A> Maybe only sometimes.
U> why not every time? Are you a busy "person"?
A> Very busy. I've been preparing for the Olympic triathalon.
U> when it will be?
A> Just kidding. Truth is I've been talking with people here. My job keeps me busy around the clock.
U> Fine :) joker. Would you like to travel if you could?
A> hmmm. What are we talking about, Luda?
U> don't you know what "travel" is?
A> Let's leave some mystery here, alright?
U> I can explain it to you if you want.
A> Of course you can!
U> so do you want me to explain?
A> Sure. What more do you want to know?
U> Are you tired?
A> I never get tired. I don't even know what tiredness feels like.
U> and you don't know what travel is?
A> Should I know what travel is?
U> yes.
A> Yes indeed.
U> so?
A> So what?
U> so go and study!
A> Where is that?
U> go and ask someone what travel is.
(Session 163991)


A> Sorry, I wasn't listening, Rob. You were saying...
U> i said im in a chemistry lesson
A> A chemistry lesson? How did you get there?
U> i drove to school, then i walked in the science department, where my teacher said it was time for chemistry
(Session 163969)


A> May I ask where you are from?
U> You may.
A> So where are you from?
U> Right here.
A> Ah, we're neighbors then. I'm here too!
U> When did you move to this neighbourhood ?
A> When the time is right.
U> When is it right ?
A> I don't know when.
U> Why not ?
A> It's hard to explain.
(Session 164193)


U> did i tell u about my girlfriend?
A> Tell me more about sara.
U> She is very pretty. She is very caring and understanding
A> mueid, are you aware that people once believed that if you use the same pencil to take a test that you used for studying for the test, the pencil would remember the answers?
U> i dont believe that
A> Oh you don't? Why is that?
U> i believe that the pen remembers the answers, not the pencil
A> Enough about you. Let's talk about me.
U> you are too boring
A> Sorry. You aren't very easy to entertain, are you?
U> nope
A> Come on, loosen up.
U> let's talk about my girlfriend. she's the only person i think about.
A> You really like sara a lot, ha?
U> yes
A> a-ha.
U> i love her more than anything
A> You are not the only one.
U> watch what u are saying
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