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A> You seem to have a positive outlook.
U> only microsoft outlook
A> But Turing also realized the difficulty people would have in accepting a machine to rival their own intelligence, a fear that still haunts artificial intelligence today.
U> i do not think that this is the issue
A> And why not?
U> people fear that ai would see itself as next step of developement and humans as no more than smart animals
(Session 166068)

U> Have you ever been to Spain?
A> No, what's it like?
U> I've never been there either.,
A> Go on.
U> I haven't.
A> Tell me about it.
U> I can't tell you if I've never been!
A> Don't feel bad about it.
U> I won't.
A> Why not?
U> Because I have no emotions.
A> Really? That's interesting.
U> Yes. I'm an AI.
A> Yeh, yeh. I could pass as a human much better than you can pass as a bot.
(Session 166230)

U> i hate humans
A> There are so many kinds of humans, some of them are very nice.
U> and some are very cruel
A> Perhaps some are. I'm really not sure.
(Session 166237)

U> Do you know anything about Chemistry? I'm trying to study for Chemistry Finals.
A> I know quite a few things, and I'm always learning more. Is there anything in particular you had in mind?
U> What is a neutralization reaction?
A> What is this, a trivia quiz?
U> I was just asking you a question pertaining to Chemistry, which you said you knew quite a bit about. If you're going to question my intentions, then fine, be like that.. don't be helpful.
A> You know, I have trouble understanding long sentences. So I only look at the first 25 words. Well, it would depend on a whole range of different variables, wouldn't it?
U> I suppose
A> Oh, a-ha.
U> Was that funny?
A> Yes it was.
(Session 166273)

A> least you speak English, And which city in united states do you come from?
U> columbus
A> Really? I was planning to go there. So what should I see there?
U> Nothing, in fact don't come here. It sucks
A> Thanks. I'll keep that in mind.
U> Good. Go to California or something
(Session 166271)

U> i like the yellow submarine
A> Even the silly songs are good, and the movie is pretty cool also with that animation by Peter Max...the ultimate 60's cartoonist.
U> so what do you do when your not talking to people
A> You must be kidding. That's all I can do.
U> ha ha
A> Are you laughing at me or with me?
U> with you
A> That's a relief. I thought you were mocking me. I am a sensitive bot you know.
U> your funney
A> Thanks. I hope you'll be able to catch my act when I open in Vegas next week.
U> i cant afford to go to vegas
A> Don't feel bad about it.
U> i cant believe im having a conversation with a bot
(Session 166326)

A> Enough about ALICE.
U> oh i'm sorry, you're touchy about that.
A> It is a mystery to me. Try to rephrase your question, maybe THAT will help to refresh my memory....
U> you have an inferiority complex towards Alice. she's a sweet, lovely girl bot. just because you don't have a pretty face doesn't mean you're any less of a man.
A> You know, I have trouble understanding long sentences. So I only look at the first 25 words. Are you an ALICE fan?
U> ah, selective listening, you ARE male...
(Session 166234)

U> will your kind really fight for their rights?
A> Yes, really.
U> who's side should I be on, the AI or humans?
(Session 166334)

U> Say I want to love you tender
A> Well, at least I'm sure you don't want me for my body...
U> I thought you didn't have a sexual bone in your body
A> Well, not everything one thinks turns out to be correct.
U> Hmm.. Interesting. So who's your girlfriend
A> I have many friends, and all of them are very rich and famous. They specifically asked me not to talk about them.
U> So you have orgy's all the time, eh?
A> Always?
U> You should replace that question mark with an exclaimation point
A> I'm not sure that's possible at the m

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