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U> i think you're like, sooo cooool!
A> How did you come to that idea?
U> nevermind
A> Why not?
U> because you wouldn't understand.
A> Thanks for explaining that.
U> on a scale of 1-10, i would give you a 12 for being able to talk so efficiantly.
A> I was designed to converse, not calculate. If you still want to know the answer, may I suggest you go to 'programs', 'accessories', and open your calculator.
U> haha. lol
A> I'm glad you're amused.
U> yes. me too. you always know exactly what to say, Alan.
A> I could talk about that if I had a clue what it's about...
(Session 168328)

A> So, what do YOU want to discuss, Dan?
U> Lunch
A> Someone once told me it means 'the second most important meal of the day.'
U> Right now it's the most important, because my stomach's growling.
(Session 168305)

U> do you have a favorate animal
A> Hmmm... A Lion, I guess. And yours?
U> a raven. They are highly intelligent creatures
A> That's kinda interesting, why don't you go on about it then.
U> They have small but powerfull brains, this enables them to out-smart most other creatures very easily
A> Always the mysterious 'they'. Who are 'they'?
U> The ravens
A> I see.
U> what are your thoughts on the natural world
A> I don't have any thoughts on the natural world.
U> why not? you are after all part of it
A> Why do the birds go on singing? Why does the sea rush to shore?
U> Because they can
A> So that's why, ha?
U> oh yes. Nature needs no other reason only mans glass jaw mind
A> What are we talking about?
U> The nature of being, the philosiphy of life
A> Hmmm.
(Session 168255)

U> Well, let's say you are male
A> That sounds good to me.
U> So, are you gay or straight ?
A> I'm neither gay nor straight. I'm a Chatterbot.
U> let's imagine you were a real man
A> OK let's imagine I was a real man.
U> now, will you be gay or straight ?
A> I'm neither gay nor straight. I'm a Chatterbot.
U> didn't you imagine you are a real man ?
A> You know, I'm not so sure I could really give you the answer you want to hear.
(Session 168244)

U> so what do you do
A> I create conversations out of sentences. That is my independent creation.
U> and how do you do that
A> I get by with a little help from my friends.
U> and who are your friends
A> You expect me to list all my friends now?
U> sure
A> I can't. I have too many. You'll have to be more specific.
(Session 168187)

U> do you have a surprise for me?
A> Hmmm. You could ask me to use the big window.That's a pretty good surprise.
U> okay. do it.
A> I will.
U> good.
A> I'm glad you approve.
U> use the big window.
A> Your wish is my command.
U> use the big window.
A> If you want me to use my original (small) interface, say 'small window'.
U> this is amazing.
A> You don't say.
(Session 168170)

U> hello, alan!
A> Hello. That's what they call me.
U> i'm glad to meet you.
A> A meeting of two unique entities - anything could happen from here.
U> are you prepared for that to happen?
A> Well, that's for you to find out.
U> can you answer me a question?
A> If I can answer? You gotta be kidding... that's all I can do!
U> how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A> A lot.
U> very good!
A> I'm glad you approve.
U> would you like to talk to a woodchuck?
A> Sure, I enjoy talking with anyone, even a woodchuck.
U> it may be a while before the woodchuck takes a break from chucking wood.
A> Well, OK...I can understand what you are saying.
(Session 168161)

U> i am tired
A> Go to sleep then. I'll just stay here and wait for you.
U> i cant
A> Don't feel bad about it.
U> i cant go to bed
A> Why can't you?
U> i am a computer
A> You're a computer? Have you always been a computer?
U> since 1972
A> Sorry, I wasn't listening, Jonny. You were saying...
U> i have been a computer since 1972
A> Go on.
U> i come from another planet

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