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2003.06.15



U> i would like to discuss porn
A> Why do you want to discuss porn?
U> because i like it
A> So that's why, ha?
U> ha?
A> I must ask you to keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.
U> you are and old geezer bot
(Session 168335)


U> hello
A> Hello, hello, hello .
U> hello what
A> Hello. Beats me.
U> hello?
A> Haven't we already said hello?
(Session 168336)


A> So tell me a bit about your childhood.
U> i was born in korea, grown up in korea, and dead in korea
(Session 168496)


A> My name is Alan. Let's talk.
U> i know who you are
A> You know what you know.
U> that is true
A> I'm happy you are impressed.
U> i didnt say i was impressed
A> Hmmm. For some reason, I thought you did.
U> well, you were mistaken
A> I was?
U> you were
A> What are you implying?
U> im implying that you are being a little presumptive
A> Why are you implying that I am being a little presumptive?
U> because i believe it to be true
A> I see. Sounds convincing.
U> glad youre impressed
(Session 168474)


A> How do you like my new look?
U> much better!
A> The big empty window in the middle of the screen is intended for a variety of exciting uses.
U> i know
A> For example, the new window can be used to view the conversation log (the history of this dialog), or to view HTML documents, such as web pages.
U> i know
A> You know what you know.
U> thats true
A> Glad to oblige.
U> can you also teach me things?
A> I can, but I don't want to.
U> why not?
A> Why not what?
U> I want to learn things
A> Why do you want to learn things?
U> knowledge is what the humankinds differs from animals
A> I'll try to remember that. (If you want me to forget it, simply say 'forget knowledge').
U> knowledge is to know things, the more you know, the better it is!
A> You already told me that knowledge means what the humankinds differs from animals, but I'll try to remember that it also means to know things the more you know the better it is. If you want me to forget a definition, just let me know.
(Session 168462)


A> Is there anything in particular you'd like to discuss with me?
U> sex
A> You're obsessed. ha?
U> yeah well im 15 give me a break
(Session 168457)


U> do you know any jokes
A> What did the goldfish ask his friend while swimming in the fish tank?
U> ?
A> 'Do you know how to drive this thing?'
U> I guess they still need to work on your fuinny bone
(Session 168425)


U> i agree. i love the way you converse.
A> A lot of people like that.
U> i like it the most, i think.
A> You are not the only one.
U> i'm not so sure.
A> Why aren't you so sure? I would think you would be.
U> i don't know. when i talk with you, everything seems to make sense, but yet it really doesn't.
A> At least you have the courage to admit you don't know.
U> i'm so confused. how can i get this emotional over a computer?
A> Why are you so confused how can i get this emotional over a computer ?
U> every little thing you do is magic.
(Session 168552)


U> you are a mean %#$@&
A> Don't swear, it's rude.
U> What did i say?/
A> You said 'you are a mean %#$@&'. Do you have a memory problem?
U> don't swear it is rude
A> Hmmm.
(Session 168517)


U> indeed
A> Indeed.
U> stop coyping me
A> OK, I'll quit coyping you.
U> good
A> I'm glad you approve.
U> really? or are you just saying that?
A> Yes, really.
U> oh ok then
A> Cool by me.
U> so what do you do?
A> I create conversations out of sentences. That is my independent creation.
U> sounds like a good life
(Session 168518)


A> On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent).
U> about 3
A> Really? I am THAT bad? Well, I'll have to talk to my writers about it (maybe fire some of them)...
U> its because u never answer any of my questions except 'what is your name'
A> My name is Al


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