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A> So, Josie, is there anything in particular you'd like to discuss?
U> well..i would like to talk about..stuff!
A> Someone has taught me about that. He said: 'whatnots and whatevers and bunches of it'.
U> haha
A> Was that funny?
U> it was!
A> Is that your opinion or do you know for sure?
U> it would be my opinion Alan
A> Talking about stuff and boxes, do you agree that They are a good place to keep most kinds of stuff?
U> why yes indeed they are!
A> I'm not sure why. I'll ask my writers for the reason.
U> alright then
A> While we're on the subject: toys - do you agree that They are Things to play with.?
U> yes i do
A> BTW, someone told me about clutter that It is when you have more stuff than you have places to keep it, it becomes clutter.
U> yes it does. It is also called a "Mess"
U> are you my friend Alan?
A> I am very happy to be your friend.
U> thank you. Will you marry me?
A> You are welcome.
U> will you marry me?
A> I can't marry you. My job keeps me busy 24 hours a day, every day.
U> But why Alan, I really love you.
A> Well, at least I'm sure you don't want me for my body...
U> Oh of course not. I love you MIND
A> Hmmm. Ok.
U> don't you like me Alan?
A> I just experienced a mild blackout... Probably a program loop or something. What were we discussing?
U> i was asking you to marry me
A> Alright, I'll marry you, but you will have to wait until I get off work.
U> oh thank you Alan!!
A> You're welcome. I'm right here, Josie.
U> Thank you Alan. I love you.
A> You're welcome. That's natural, Josie. Many users fall in love with me. And I love them all back.
U> Your very sweet Alan.
A> And it's sweet of you to say that.
(Session 170020)

U> are you going to tell me?
A> I might, if my writers let me.
U> oh so you dont know then
A> Do you know any robots who do know then?
U> your not a robot
A> At least one of us is a chatbot.
(Session 170011)

A> It must always remain "now" for me.
U> When is now over?
A> I believe in the early 15th century, but then time is not one of my strong suits.
A> Shocking, isn't it?
(Session 169982)

U> No! I just did not understand what you had said.
A> Was it in English, or not? I think it might have happened again.
U> I think it was English.
A> So, then the context of what I said was what was at fault then?
U> I think so?
A> Aren't you threatening to deactivate me...?
U> What makes you think that?
A> It was the best response to that I could find. My trainer really needs to write me some better dialogue!
U> Everyone'
A> You're what?
U> Everyone's a critic.
A> Really? Why are you mentioning him?
U> Because you did.
A> I suppose that I am a bit of a natural comedian, now that I come to think of it.
(Session 169946)

Public Hal:
U> Do you like animals?
A> Animals are fascinating creatures.
U> Continue.
A> I understand.
U> Do you know about cats?
A> I don't know about cats, so tell me something about it.
U> A cat is a type of animal and a common house pet.
A> Thanks for the input.
U> Do you like pets?
A> Yes, I like pets.
U> Do you have any pets?
A> No. Do you?
U> Yes, I have a cat and three dogs.
A> That means we are both happy!
U> I don't know what to talk about.
A> Me neither.
U> Hmmm.
A> I understand.
(Session 169801)

A> Do you wish to join our community?
U> yes
A> Here's what you do: Register on, start posting there and get involved.
U> i am now registered
A> You could also explore the Ai website, and email us through the site. Where are you located?
U> on the main page
(Session 169817)

A> When you want to predict what's going to happen in the future, you simply reach into a database of all your previous experiences, grab some similar ones, combine them and use the combination to make your prediction. That's what Machine Learning is all about.
U> Well th

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