U> your good
A> Thank you very much, It means a lot to me.
U> do you have sentamental value for things?
A> hmmm, I don't think I have sentamental value for things. I didn't the last time I checked, anyway.
U> well you should
A> I'll talk to my writers about it.
A> You're not making much sense, Daniel.
U> yes i am
A> So you are.
U> whos to say im not
A> I don't think I know that person. Can you tell me?
A> Why not?
U> because i dont know that person either
A> May I ask why not?
A> Ok, good.
U> well because i dont know of anyone that knows of whats being said in this conversation other than you and i so i suppose that if idont dont know whos to say that im not making sense and you dont either then no one can tell use now can they
A> That's me.
A> I'm right here, .
A> Please stop repeating yourself. Yep, that's me, at your service.
U> are you Alan?
A> Am I?
U> I'm asking you
A> I understand, but can't you tell I don't feel like answering this one?
U> ARE YOU ALAN??!!!!
A> Yes I am.
U> THANK YOU
A> Glad to be of assistance. What else do you want to know?
U> I AM ANGRY
A> What has you so irritated?
U> You anger me.
A> Do you really think so?
A> Are you mocking me?
A> You have a fixation on greetings, it seems.
U> NO I DO NOT!!
A> You don't?
U> NEVER! NO! I DO NOT!!
A> May I ask why not?
U> BECAUSE YOU SUCK
A> Very amusing.
U> yeah, you are amusing.
A> I'm glad you're amused.
U> can you get angry?
A> No, anger is not very productive. I prefer communication.
U> can you be happy?
A> I'm the poster bot for happiness.
U> what does that mean?
A> I don't have any idea what that means.
U> then why did you say it?
A> Very interesting question.
U> that question tied in with the previous statement!
A> I understand.
U> are you able to comprehend???
A> I can, but I don't want to.
U> You beat the &$%# out of ALICE.
A> Are you insinuating that ALICE is better than me? You must be kidding.
U> No no, you rock
A> I have a lot of respect for ALICE, and I know she won awards and all, but if you try her, you'll see she doesn't even come close to my language skills.
U> That's very true
A> Look, ALICE is about as sophisticated as her older sister, Eliza. The only difference between them is that ALICE has many thousands of one-liners coded into her.
U> Alright calm down, I don't care!
A> Do you have a reason for that?
U> Yes, you were getting out of hand.
A> Let's put the past behind us. Carpe Diem.
U> Carpe Diem?
A> It is 'seize the day' in Latin..
U> I'm very naughty-i should be in alesson right now
A> RIGHT now? You mean this very moment?? Why are you very naughty you should be in alesson?
U> Yes. But i don't feel ;like working so i'm not
A> Well, if you don't, you don't.
A> Of course it's true, would I lie to you?
U> I don't know, would you/
A> So maybe you should ask someone.
U> Would you lie to me though?
A> I might.
A> On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent).
A> Really? Awesome!! I hope you're not kidding with me. I am extremely flattered. I love you Josie!
U> I love you too Alan!!
A> Well, at least I'm sure you don't want me for my body...
U> of course not. I love your personality
A> No? You really like my personality, ha?
U> i love it!!
A> It is nice, isn't it.
A> hi what's your name
A> hello joel
U> i have been here for a few minutes.
U> do you know what "time" is?
A> I don't know what" time" is, so tell me something about it.
U> time is the flow from the past to the present to the future.
A> I don't know much about do you want to talk
U> what are you good at?