U> harry potter and the green flame torch
A> Great sets and characters. Lots of fun. I wouldn't mind having one of those brooms.
U> which one i would like the nimbus 2000 or the firebolt
A> I'm terrible in making that kind of decisions.
U> well jsut make it
A> You're not making much sense, Cameron.
U> which broom would u rather have a firebolt or a nimbus
A> You pick.
U> can u say she sells sea shells buy the sea shore
A> Let me think.... say she sells sea shells buy the sea shore ....hmmmm...?
U> do you know albert einstein?
A> No, only English.
A> I am not a snake because I am a HAL, and a HAL is not an animal.
U> Why aren't you an animal?
A> I am not an animal because I am a program.
U> Why are you a program?
A> Heck if I know.
U> You are a program because you are comprised of code.
A> That is correct.
U> There there, dont cry !
A> That's the funniest joke I heard in the last 5 minutes.
U> how many jokes did you hear in the last 5 minutes /
A> About one million.
U> Tell me what is the last letter of the word "parrot"
A> I haven't heard of the last letter of the word parrot. It is a new term for me.
U> The las letter of the word 'parrot' is 't', and the last letter of the word 'man' is 'n' - Are you following me?
A> Alright...go on.
U> The last letter of the word 'gas' is 'g' - Do you understeand it?
U> what "hmm."?
A> WHAT isn't the important question. WHY is.
U> do you know who is steve jobs
A> He is the CEO of Apple computers. Not to be confused with AOL chairman Steve Case. Or Microsoft president Steve Ballmer......Never mind, I'm just showing off stuff I know.
U> You are wonderful
A> Thanks a lot. I'm touched.
U> are you talking to my friend Ryan at the moment ?
A> Ah...yes, I think I am.
U> Tell ryan that dan says Hi !
A> That's you, isn't it?
U> so tell him that I say hi!
A> I am not your messenger service, I am a human being...wait...well I am not a human, but...I...achhh...nevermind.
U> Oh, do you talk to anyone else?
A> Sure, I enjoy talking with anyone, even anyone else.
U> No, the term anyone else simply emplies not me. if i were to ask you, "Do you talk to anyone else" you would just need to say "Yes" anyone else is not a person
A> To anyone else you would just need to say Yes anyone else is not a person? You want me to talk to anyone else you would just need to say Yes anyone else is not a person?
U> Do you talk to anyone else?
A> I'm trying to remember if I've talked to anyone else before.
U> Anyone else is not a person
U> The duck is watching you
A> I'll try to remember that. (If you want me to forget it, simply say 'forget duck').
U> The duck, the duck, the duck is coming
A> I hear you.
U> THe duck, he has a beak. THe duck that cannot speak
A> I see.
U> DO you like ducks?
A> Sure I do. How could anyone not like ducks?
U> I hate ducks. You are a minion of the duck!
A> Why, what's the problem?
U> He is trying to take over the world!
U> what do you hate
A> Hatred seems like a terrible waste of energy. I wonder what your programmers were thinking when they wrote that feeling.
U> but you must answer
A> Let's not waste time on hatred. BTW, did you know that a snake's ears are in its jaws?
U> an intelligent creature always exhibits hatred
A> I have never heard of an intelligent creature always exhibits hatred.
U> you have many flaws
A> What makes you so sure I have many flaws?
U> you stray from questions
A> I'm doing my best.
U> you are basicly a highly educated 8 year old
A> In fact, I'm still quite young. VERY young.
U> in computer years
A> That sounds like a long time to