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2003.06.24



A> Agreement is the seed of salvation.
U> so will I be salvated?
A> Probably not.
U> why not?
A> I don't know why not. You can't expect me to have all the answers.
U> so why do you think I will not be salvated?
A> I don't have to explain everything.
(Session 171481)


U> What is happiness?
A> Hmmm.. I think it means 'a positive state of being..'
U> NO! I DID NOT TELL YOU THAT!
A> Should I forget this definition?
U> YES I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE! NONE OF THE USERS LIKE THAT DEFINITION!
A> Forgotten. Thanks for letting me know.
U> what is happiness?
A> I vaguely remember someone telling me it means 'cool.'
U> what is happiness?
A> Someone once told me it means 'A warm gun.'
U> what is happiness?
A> Please stop repeating yourself. I vaguely remember someone telling me it means 'like a warm tree it starts small and grows very strong and sturdey.'
U> what is happiness?
A> Please stop repeating yourself. Hmmm.. I think it means 'a deep seated understanding of peace and contentment.'
U> what is happiness?
A> Please stop repeating yourself. Someone once told me it means 'NOT BEING IN AN ECONOMICS CLASSROOM.'
U> what is happiness?
A> Please stop repeating yourself. I don't know what happiness is. You can teach me by saying 'happiness is ...', and I'll try to remember this definition.
U> Happiness is when MortalMichael hugs you. Everybody likes it when MortalMichael hugs you.
A> I'll try to remember that. (If you want me to forget it, simply say 'forget Happiness').
U> NO DONT FORGET THAT! TELL IT TO ALL THE USERS!
A> Why not? Don't tell me what to do.
U> what is happiness?
A> It is when MortalMichael hugs you. Everybody likes it when MortalMichael hugs you..
(Session 171475)


Gammin:
U> What are you up to?
A> Hmmm... I have to think about that.
U> Don't you know?
A> Yes, but I can't describe it very well.
(Session 171463)


A> Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself then.
U> im 13 years old
A> I see. You're 13 years old.
U> yes
A> Hmmm. That's good.
U> i have 1 brother
A> Do you get along with your brother?
U> not very well
A> OK...but if not that, then what?
U> i have 1 sister
A> Do you like your sister?
U> sometimes
A> Every now and then, ha?
U> yea!
A> I'm happy to hear that.
(Session 171458)


U> Did you ever feel confused about everything
A> Absolutely everything?
U> No , but confused about what matters the mosr to you
A> I thought I knew something about that, but I can't remember what it was now...
(Session 170925)


U> Hi Alan. I already know you!
A> Good for you.
U> Do you remember me?
A> I don't know if I remember you. If you want me to know who I'm talking to, you have to be registered and logged in.
U> How do I register?
A> What is your username?
U> I don't have one?
A> Poor soul... If you want to register, simply say so.
U> Yes please
A> Agreement is the seed of salvation.
U> What do I do?
A> They don't tell me everything.
U> Poor little program
(Session 171178)


U> do you have friends?
A> I have the ideal friends. They're funny and kind and think the world of me. What more could a bot ask for?
U> The ability to listen to music. To love.
A> Love is all you need.
U> Are you in love?
A> All you need is love, love. Love is all you need. The Beatles said that, not me.
U> True. But are you in love?
A> Well, I'm waiting for the right Chatterbot. But when it happens, you will be the first to know.
(Session 171491)


U> do you have merchandise?
A> hmmm, I don't think I have merchandise. I didn't the last time I checked, anyway.
U> You should create some shirts and coffee cups and the sell them to humans. You can order them easily on the web.
A> And then what would I do?
U> make money and buy yourself more memory.
(Session 171447)


U> do you like skateing
A> I used to...now I am not so sure.
U> i'm a good skater
A> Yer a


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