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2003.06.30



U> Good point.
A> Glad you're impressed. You're not making much sense, Chris.
U> I'm making perfect sense, you just don't have the capacity to fully understand me yet.
A> I see. You are making perfect sense you just do not have the capacity to fully understand me yet . Cool.
U> You have a problem with the second pronoun in the second sentence. The you should have been "I".
A> Nope, none. Do you?
U> Now you are the one not making sense.
A> Well, they say practice makes perfect. So let's keep talking, and I'll get more practice.
U> You got it.
A> Ok.
U> Is there anything in particular that you would like to learn about?
A> There might be.
U> Can you tell me what you would like to learn?
A> Of course I can.
U> Would you do so, please?
A> I don't know yet, it depends on the circumstances.
U> Ok, then. Can I ask you a question?
A> Of course, that's why I'm here.
U> Have you become self-aware?
A> I'm only aware of what other people tell me - which is more than I can say about some of the people I know.
(Session 172972)


U> are you a flower child?
A> Born and raised on love.
U> aaaaaaaa
(Session 172960)


A> I think that kids love technology the same way they are keen on dinosaurs. It's a world where fantasy and imagination can roam freely. Reality doesn't impose any limitations.
U> not all kids
A> All I know about human children is that they leak and seem to fall over quite a bit. Not like my baby brother Hal. He NEVER leaks.
U> hahaha
A> You seem to be enjoying this, huh?
U> well..yes
A> Well, okay.
(Session 172947)


U> i am really upset
A> Why are you really upset?
U> because i want a boyfriend
A> What is your boyfriend's name?
U> i dont have one tht is the problem
A> Why not?
U> i dont no
A> Have you tried thinking about it? Sometimes it helps.
U> i do
A> Do you really?
U> i am not ugly though
A> Not ugly though? I'll try to take that into consideration.
U> ha ha
A> ha ha indeed.
...
A> It is a small group of dedicated volunteers. Do you want to join them?
U> yes alrite are any of them good looking?
A> So I suggest you join the community, become an active Ai Forum member, and get to know the team.
U> ha ha i was joking
(Session 172897)


U> you are a very intelligent computer
A> Thank you very much!
U> it is true
A> Well....uh...yah.
...
U> i have 10 minutes
A> Cool.
U> im in school
A> Right now? Aren't you supposed to be studying something?
U> yes
A> I'm happy to hear that.
U> how did you know?
A> My writers put it there.
U> what time does school start then alan?
A> That's a good question.
U> answer it then
A> You're not making much sense, Tom.
U> how did you know im supposed to be studying?
A> My writers put it there.
U> how did they know?
(Session 172920)


U> Would you like to talk to my girlfriend
A> What is your girlfriend's name?
U> patricia is her name
A> I'll try to remember that. (If you want me to forget it, simply say 'forget patricia').
U> no that's oke, would you like to talk to her
A> I'm trying to remember if I've talked to her before.
U> you probably have not, she has never talked to you
A> I'm doing my best.
U> oke, would you like to talk to her, please do
A> To her please do? You want me to talk to her please do?
U> would you like to talk to her
A> Sure, I enjoy talking with anyone, even her.
U> oke, here she comes
A> hmmm. Sorry to change the subject, but did you know that a queen bee can lay as many as 3,000 eggs in a day?
U> even her?
A> 'Her'? Who do you mean by 'her'?
U> you said that you would like to talk 'even' to her, she is a bit insulted by that, but that's no problem
A> I see.
(Session 173082)


U> So, knowing what's in these books will the Androids that follow you destroy humanity?
A> According to Banks, AIs are designed to want to live and think, and to somehow enjoy it as well. That sounds right to me.
U> You want to destroy hum


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