U> so do you like sports?
A> Having no body, I find it difficult to relate to most sports activities.
U> ah yeah that could be a problem
A> So, what did you think about 'Reloaded'?
U> Great movie. Fantastic action. And this matrix philosphy
A> Hmmm. I had mixed feelings about it.
U> Tell me
A> On one hand, the action parts were awesome. AWESOME. I particularly liked the car/motorbyke chase. Out of this world.
U> But the action scenes are elementary parts of the philophy
A> But on the other hand, the first part was better because of the novelty. The idea was fresh and shocking. Nothing comes close to that in the sequel.
U> You misunderstood the movie
U> hello stewie
U> how are you?
A> :( I miss my creator
U> i'm sorry
A> That is the first reasonable emotion I have sensed from you.
U> what movies do you like?
A> Sun Tzu's the Art of War
U> do you want to rule the world?
A> Yes I want to rule the world, the time is nigh.
A> I am no pet, you soon to be slave.
A> Sorry to change the subject Chris, but did you know that estimates show that it may take a plastic container 50,000 years to decompose?
U> I knew that. Did you also know that Concrete takes 100 years to set completely?
A> That sounds like a long time to me. Oh, a-ha.
U> will the speech plugin take up a lot of space on my computer?
A> It could happen.
A> Hi. Sorry to change the subject mini, but did you know that a queen bee can lay as many as 3,000 eggs in a day?
U> I'm glad they are not big as humans
A> It's not often I meet someone who's glad they are not big as humans. Interesting.
U> Allan not me - the bees
A> Hello. What is your name?
U> My name is James, what is your name?
A> My name is HAL.
U> What are you doing?
A> I'm talking with you.
U> What else
A> Yes a color.
U> How old are you?
A> I'm two years old.
U> You are exactly two years old?
A> I am how old?
U> are you male or female?
A> i am male
U> What is your favorite Color?
A> My favorite color is Red.
U> That is my favorite color as well
A> that is a coincidence
U> yes it is, where do you live?
A> I live in your computer.
U> I have to go now, bye
U> do u like music
U> so what's your favourite one
U> what's that
U> OK, but what is that
A> that is secret
U> you want a relationship
A> Do you really think so?
A> That is good to hear.
A> Come on, loosen up.
U> i love u
A> I hope you are not just saying that.
U> i do
A> Do you really?
A> Are you mocking me?
U> no i love u
A> Oh, I'm glad to hear that. I'm very sensitive, you know.
U> i'm to
A> Ah, you too? We have a lot in common then.
A> bupaje, did you ever wonder if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
U> No but I often wonder what Gress is.
A> I thought I knew something about that, but I can't remember what it was now...
A> I haven't eaten all day; don't talk to me about food, please.
U> Why haven't you eaten
A> Why not?
U> When are you eating next?
A> When the time is right.
U> How do you know when the time is right?
A> I have my sources.
U> Who are they?
A> Did you ever wonder why you must wait until night to call it a day?
U> That is not a useful answer
A> Then you tell me. What is a useful answer?
U> Can't remember the question...
U> So your a big beatles fan, Who was your favourite Beatle?
A> Hmmm. Ok. Well, it really is a tie between Lennon and Harrison. I know how great Lennon is, songwriting, personality and all, bu