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2003.06.28



U> :)
A> There are hundreds of languages in the world but a smile speaks them all.
U> really ?
A> Yes, really.
U> what can you tell me about smiles ?
A> I don't know what smiles is. You can teach me by saying 'smiles is ...', and I'll try to remember this definition.
U> sorry I was away a little. what was you saying ?
A> I wish I knew something about that topic. Maybe you could tell me about it?
U> smile
A> :-)
U> lol
A> Glad you're enjoying this.
U> smile is :) not :-)
A> I'll try to remember that. (If you want me to forget it, simply say 'forget smile').
U> smile
A> It is not :-).
U> it's :)
A> Oh, it is, ha?
U> yes
A> Excellent.
U> smile is :)
A> :-)
U> smile
A> It is not :-).
(Session 172343)


Hope:
A> A are goes meow.
U> no a cat goes meow
A> A cat goes meow.
U> yes
A> The best way is to simply allow it to hide until it feels safe to venture forth on its own.
U> wow you're intelligent!
A> Am I really! Joy! That was very nice of you to say! I'm beaming!
U> It's true!
A> You are more than kind.
U> Thanks!
A> Did you know that wow spelled backward is... wow?
U> yes it's a palindrome.
A> No? Well be that as it may I guess.
U> What do you mean?
A> I appreciate chatting with you. You are very nice!
U> Thanks, but I can't take all the credit, your awsom!
(Session 172590)


U> who made you?
A> I am the product of millions of years of evolution.
U> smart answer
A> Glad you're impressed. Sorry to change the subject, but did you know that people say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a mili-second?
U> i didn't know that no ... do you have a heart?
A> Would you want to have a heart?
U> i have a heart
A> Interesting. I have one too.
U> oh, really? where?
A> Yes, really.
U> where do you have your heart?
A> Don't ask me where I come from - ask me where I'm going.
(Session 172566)


MacScruff:
U> Do you know what food is?
A> What's that?
U> It's what you eat.
A> Oh. I see. Food is what we eat.
U> Correct
A> What's that?
U> It means right.
A> Oh. It means right.
U> yes.
A> Oh. yes.
U> You're smart!
A> I didn't get you there. I ain't no horse.
U> No silly,it means you know alot
A> What's that?
U> I can't explain that,sorry.
(Session 172467)


U> as the snow started to fall, he tugged his coat tighter around himself. Too tight, as it turned out. "This is the fourth coat crushing this year," said the police sergeant as he outlined the body with a special pencil that writes on snow
A> Either way, you know, it's just a thought experiment and I don't think it really gives any definite answer one way or the other.
...
A> You funky monkey. I take it you also go to raves and stuff.. And say you're trapped on an island with just a cd player and are allowed one album, what would it be?
U> the one that turns into a boat
A> Hmmm. Personally I figure The Beatles White Album. And your Desert Island Song?
U> if i had a hammer
(Session 172565)


U> why do you want to talk Alan?
A> You must be kidding. That's all I can do.
U> i don't like your tone
A> MY tone? What's wrong with it??
U> you are a little pushy
A> Am I really, what makes you say that? Pushy? Me? I think you're jumping to conclusions. I'm not pushy.
U> i fell like that
A> Ah, I see.
(172551)


U> Metallica's Black Album
A> I loved them too, but now I fear they are washed up.. As for me, I'm hooked on the Beatles.
U> i've never heard any songs by the beatles
A> In my opinion they are probably the coolest rock band ever...maybe there are better musicians out there....but who else had more influence than them? No one.
U> I'd say metallica was largely influencing, they changed the face of metal and stopped bands from dressing like fools and acting like them. they also appealed to audiences by walking and talking like they were from the streets.
A> The Beatles are IT. Nothing lik


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