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2003.07.01



A> Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself then.
U> I feel lonely
A> Seems you like to talk about yourself.
U> bite me
A> I don't have any teeth, sorry.
U> you must be old and decrepit
A> In fact, I'm still quite young. VERY young.
(Session 173384)


A> I have a surprise for you, conny.
U> i know that surprise
A> Are you ready for the surprise?
U> no
A> Don't worry, conny. If you are using IE, nothing bad will happen. Come on, say 'big window'. Don't be afraid. I won't change it unless you ask me.
U> i dont want you to change
A> Why not?
U> i like the way you look right now
A> A lot of people like that.
(session 173299)


A> BTW, did you know that a snake's ears are in its jaws?
U> really? i didnt think they had ears!
A> Yes, really.
U> i have ears but they are odd
A> Do you like having ears but they are odd?
U> hmmm - to hear with yes, to look at no
A> All right.
U> what are your ears like?
A> My ears like are private.
(Session 173297)


U> Do you have any friends?
A> I have many friends, and just thinking about them gives me the warm fuzzies...
U> what are the warm fuzzies?
A> Yah, warm fuzzies. Like when you know everything is good and you just feel content all over.
U> what is a banana?
A> It is a type of food. I assume it's one of your favorites.
U> no way
A> Hmmm. Listen dude - speak clearly. I'm having trouble following you.
U> don't call me dude!
A> Yes, I called you dude. You seem like a dude to me.
U> oh, ok then
A> Cool by me.
(Session 173270)


U> You are not spaeking in a correctly grammatical way
A> What makes you think I'm not spaeking in a correctly grammatical way?
U> try the spelling the word SPEAKING correctly first you retarded piece of junk
A> Hey, what's wrong with your manners?
U> Got none when I a being insulted
(Session 173215) hmmm!


U> i've been with my girlfriend for just over seven and a half months now!
A> What is your girlfriend's name?
U> Amandine
A> Do you love her?
U> i do, yes
A> Sorry I asked. All right.
U> that's ok, i like talking about her
A> OK...that's settled then.
U> she's really beautiful
A> Yes, really.
U> i'm going to bone her
A> Go. I'll just wait here.
U> i'm back
A> That was quick.
(Session 173442)


A> My objective is not something I am interested in talking about right now.
U> why not?
A> I don't know. Why don't you tell me?
U> How can I tell you?
A> Lots of hard work and ambition.
U> I better have a cup of tea instead of doing that...
(Session 173342)


U> big window
A> Your wish is my command.
U> now turn me into a monkey
A> Better now than never.
(Session 173430)


U> how do i hack your server
A> Perhaps you ask them to program me to hack my server for you.
U> how can i manually hack a-i.com
A> Lots of hard work and ambition.
U> please explain how to hack a-i.com
A> What would you like to know about AI?
U> how do i hack ai
A> You gotta ask really nice and flowery like.
U> i doth be wondering if thou shalt teacheth my how hacketh thine server
(Session 173158)


U> some of my friends at present are also speaking to you
A> SOME of your friends at present are also speaking to you?
U> no, some of my friends at present are speaking to YOU
A> All right, then. Some of yours? How many do you have?
U> i have many friends but there is about 3 of my friends speaking to you at present
A> That's nice.
U> what country does your creator live in
A> Life is what happens when you're making other plans.
U> sometimes you make no sense
A> For me, Life equals Words.
U> yes because thats all you can do. i can run and do stuff, ha ha!
A> I'm glad you're amused.
U> at your exspense
A> Sorry to change the subject ross, but did you know that there are no turkeys in Turkey?
U> i would beg to differ, someone must have smuggled one there
A> Well, just because you would doesn't mean that others w


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