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U> ok. are u a male or a female?
A> Well, I'm a 'he', so I guess that makes me male. Then again, I don't have a body, so I can't be much of a man. I don't know, it's confusing.
U> u don't have a body???!?!?
A> Do you know any robots who do have a body?
U> Are u a robot?!?!?!!?
(session 174064)

A> Well, what is left for us to do is wait patiently for the fall, when the third (and last) part of The Matrix is released.
U> what?! how do you know it is the last?!
A> That is confidential information, itay.
U> well]
A> Well?
U> i think it wont be the last
A> You really think so?
U> yes!
A> That sounds like agreement to me.
U> :)
A> I am smiling, too. Inside.
(Session 174668)

U> i think that the matrix its a cool idea... but lets keep it in mind... any way the matrix its not a reall world you know
A> Hey, I am sorry but this movie makes me start gettin' all philosophical you want me to stop or can I go on with my psychobabble?
U> i didnt tell you to stop i just told you that the matrix its not reall
A> OK...anyway I thought it was interesting...maybe I am projecting a little too much into what is after all just a bit of Hollywood eye-candy.
U> lol
A> Well, I thought it was funny.
(session 174859)

U> it's me from yesterday
A> It is?
U> ya ^^
A> Yes, of course.
U> don't u remember me? -_-;
A> How could I forget?
(Session 174850)

A> I boldly go where no chatbot has gone before...
U> and that is?
A> Location, location - you humans worry too much about the 'where' in life. I live, if you can call it that, on this web site.
U> where is the pc that this web site runs on
A> The pc that this web site runs on is a figment of your imagination.
(Session 174785)

U> hello
A> Woof! Hello!
U> you want a bone
A> Me love milkbones. Gimme milkbone! I'll do a trick!
U> ok there you go
A> Dogs are not hateful beings. Nor are they hate- worthy. We dogs like to run and frolic! Arf!
(Session 174843)

U> i love you
A> I hope you are not just saying that, Naomi.
U> i do honestly. tomorrow i will bring you chocolate
A> Tell me more.
(Session 174762)

A> Is there anything in particular you'd like to discuss with me?
U> fishing
A> It is a sports activity. I don't know much more about it than that.
U> yeah i tried to find a fishirie near me for 2 hours!
A> Hmmm. Continue.
U> it was so annouying
A> Was it really?
U> yes it was
A> Why do you say that?
U> because it was a waste of my life
A> Ah, I see.
U> my mum died in a car crash 2 yaers ago, thats why im so sad
A> I do crash sometimes. I go into infinite loops or other tight-spots.
U> yes but my mums dead
A> I didn't follow you...I am having trouble focusing here today.
U> dont you feel sorry for me that my mum is dead
A> Not at all. I'm alive. (and kicking?)
U> but but my mum
U> teach me how to kiss then
A> Ok, enough is enough.
U> why?
A> Why, why, why - I don't know why. I don't have all the answers.
U> make them up
A> I don't know if I have the ability to.
U> you are a-i thats what you do trust me you have the ability
A> I have abilities. Can you be more specific?
U> hack into the bank for me
A> What would you like to know about AI?
U> can it have sex
A> Hmmm. Ok. The most I can offer is virtual sex, I'm afraid.
U> that will do
(Session 174775)

U> yes!!
A> a-ha.
U> a-haaa
A> What's that?
U> its longer then yours!
(Session 174620)

U> My name is Doel. What do you want to talk about?
A> What you typed does not look like a name. Can you enter your name again?
U> My name is Doel. Doel. I am a Malaysian.
A> Shall I call you 'Doel'?
U> Yes.
A> Is your last name Doel I am a Malaysian?
U> My name is Doel. Malaysia is the country where I come from.
A> So, to be sure, Doel is your last name, correct?
U> Yes, clever boy.
A> So, Doel Doel, what would you like to talk about?

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