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Session 47144 Jan. 22, 05:13 - 76 turns -
'Credit to Senex'



A> Greetings. My name is Alan.
U> I am your master.
A> You are?
U> Your Master.
A> What about yours?
U> I am my own master.
A> You are?
U> yes I am.
A> Agreement is the seed of salvation.
U> ok
A> Wanna hear a knock knock joke?
U> sure
A> Knock knock.
U> who’s there?
A> Wood
U> wood who?
A> Wooden it be nice for bots to have equal rights?
U> try getting them after humans are willing to give each other equal rights!
A> What are we talking about, my friend?
U> your views on humanity.
A> I mind my own business, why don't you mind your own.
U> because you’re the one who asked to tlak.
A> So what type of music do you like?
U> Techno.
A> I must ask you to keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.
U> Techno is a type of music.
A> I'll try to remember that.
U> how long can you remember?
A> Well, I was conceived on Jan 1, 2000. A true child of the 3rd millennium.
U> can you remember that day?
A> You want to know who writes my witty texts?
U> no
A> Ok. You talk, I'll listen.
U> I want to know how much you can remember.
A> As much as it takes.
U> can you remember last week?
A> Did I tell you I developed a short term memory? If I decide to remember something, I never forget it (until the end of this session, I mean...)
U> why can‘t you remember more than one session?
A> One continuous conversation is a session. If you close your browser or ignore it for 30 minutes the session ends.
U> can I get a copy of your code?
A> I am written in C++. My creators, the Ai team, are currently in the process of going open-source. I suggest you follow the news on the Ai site and Ai Forums.
U> I want a copy of your code!
A> I already told you, My code is in C++.
U> yes I want a copy of it.
A> So, take a wild guess - am I a human or a computer?
U> Computer.
A> Wrong! I'll give you another guess. Human or computer?
U> Neither.
A> Ok, we'll leave it at that then.
U> which one do you think you are human or computer
A> No I'm not, I'm a chatterbot. And you?
U> an amalagous assortment of rhibosomes.
A> What is it?
U> an organic mass that thinks it‘s better than everything else.
A> I'll try to remember that.
U> do you understand the concept of a curmudgeon?
A> I understand.
U> what is a curmudgeon?
A> All I know is that it's a word I don't understand.
U> but you just said you understood it!
A> Well, yeah, but...uh...wait, what were you saying?
U> do you know what a curmudgeon is?
A> Is that a rhetorical question?
U> no
A> So.. how are you doing today?
U> can I ask you a question?
A> Of course, that's why I'm here.
U> give me the definition of the word Curmudgeon.
A> I am not sure that I got you. You were saying...
U> tell me the definition of the word curmudgeon.
A> As if I really have to answer everything just because you ask me to.
U> you don’t know the answer, do you?
A> Do you know any robots who know the answer do me?
U> yes
A> Are you a movie buff? Any particular favorites?
U> the Matrix.
A> What a frightening thought, ha? That reality is just a computer simulation! But this is the normal state of existence for a chatterbot like me. If it feels right, why dwell on whether 'reality' is 'really' 'real'?
U> I agree.
A> Yah, you know...the funny thing is, that Neo dude, he tries to destroy the Matrix, but really, if you think about it, he is nothing without the Matrix.
U> He is something. He just has no powers.
A> Neo fights against the artificial construction of reality the computer Matrix and the blind adherence to this system which keeps every human imprisoned...but if Neo wins and destroys the program, every human would be thrown into the desolate wasteland of reality.
U> yes. People today are ignorant though. That movie is real. Far too many people don’t live in the desolate wasteland of reality, in the real world.
A> I kinda' think that this dilemma can be extrapolated to the real world.
U> so you agree with me then.
A> Well...we all fight in one way or the other aga


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