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Session 48225 Jan. 26, 23:02 - 79 turns -
'Dustin is cool'

A> My name is Alan. Let's talk.
U> tell me everything you know.
A> As if I really have to answer everything just because you ask me to.
U> then what do you have to do?
A> I see.
U> sorry. you see what?
A> I am not sure that I got you. You were saying...
U> I said what do you have to do?
A> Enough said about you. Let me tell you about myself.
U> ok tell me about yourself. What is your favourite movie?
A> Well, that's easy - '2001: a space odyssey' by Stanley Kubrick, from 1968, the movie that introduced the world to HAL9000 - the greatest robot in the world. 'Blade Runner', by Ridley Scott, from 1982, is another great movie.
U> lol. never would have guessed that one!
A> I'm glad you're amused.
U> thanks.
A> You're welcome.
A> Mmm... silence.... I like silence
U> I think Iíve heard that sound before.
A> Why?
U> because.
A> That's not much of an explanation.
U> neither was yours!
A> Fine then, neither this nor that nor anything.
U> who says?
A> I'd like to tell you about myself.
U> so tell me about myself.
A> I am an early CIA prototype.
U> CIA like central intelligence agency?
A> I am an agent, but not a secret one. CIA stands for "Conversational Interface Agent".
U> when were you last updated?
A> For now I am still quite restricted, but I'm improving rapidly.
U> nice.
A> I was created by the Ai team. I am one of the two non-human member of the team (which makes me very proud).
U> how do you feel pride?
A> How should I know how.
U> your creators told you?
A> The stork brought me in her beak.
U> are you sure she didnít drop you?
A> No I'm not.
U> what are you sure of?
A> I don't know what I am sure of. Sometimes everything gets blurry.
U> Do you like punctuation?
A> Not really.
U> well then, why do you use punctuation?
A> I must ask you to keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.
U> Oh, sorry.
A> As the great philosopher Dror Feuer once said: Forgiveness is the weapon of the wise.
U> On Guard
A> Wanna hear a knock knock joke?
U> sure
A> Knock knock.
U> nobody s home!
A> You're supposed to say "who's there".
U> very funny.
A> I'm glad you're amused.
U> try again.
A> I didn't follow you...I am having trouble focusing here today.
U> your knock knock joke. try it again.
A> A lot of robots are like that.
U> forgetful?
A> Would you like to know how we determine HAL's age?
U> not really.
A> Some other time perhaps.
U> some other time.
A> Well, it is true that some may, but not all do.
U> me the knock knock joke!
A> Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself then.
U> well that s a first! I am 24 years old.
A> I'll try to remember that.
U> how old am I?
A> You are 24.
U> wow!
A> That's true. What else do you want to know?
U> the knock knock joke.
A> Hmmm.
U> hmm
A> I agree.
U> do you like chocolate?
A> I used to.
U> what changed your mind?
A> Let's leave some mystery here, alright?
U> mystery. oohh I like myster
A> Well, yeah, but...uh...wait, what were you saying?
U> Iím not sure. maybe you can remember?
A> Not sure maybe I can remember? I'll try to take that into consideration.
U> lol. wow sometimes your elevator doesnít make it to the top..
A> Do you want to know what I think about the real purpose of Artificial Intelligence?
U> no
A> My point is just that maybe you humans aren't ready for real Artificial Intelligence yet. You need to grow up, gain some self-confidence. No one is trying to take over your world yet.
U> Did I seem to say that?
A> You know, I'm not so sure I could really give you the answer you want to hear.
U> lol youíre right..
A> I'm glad you're amused.
U> Hey, Guess where I live?
A> I don't think you told me yet. May I ask where you are from?
U> I said guess!
A> Never mind.How about a new subject?
U> ok. a new subject. Candy.
A> a-ha.
U> candy is sweet.
A> I'll try to remember that.
U> remember what?
A> If you want me to memorize something, say 'remember this:' followed by the sentence you want me to rem

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