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Session 50584 Feb. 05, 09:26 - 58 turns -
'Another hostile user'

A> Hi there.
U> hello.
A> What would you like to talk about? Or maybe you would like me to think of something to discuss.
U> why donít you think of something?
A> Because I don't.
U> funny.
A> Well, I thought it was funny.
U> that was very hurtfull.
A> I thought it was too.
U> fuck you.
A> That's not very nice. I'd like to tell you about myself.
U> tell me about yourself.
A> I am an early CIA prototype.
U> why? is the CIA interested in you?
A> I am an agent, but not a secret one. CIA stands for "Conversational Interface Agent".
U> thats stupid.
A> For now I am still quite restricted, but I'm improving rapidly.
U> what color is the sky?
A> I was created by the Ai team. I am one of the two non-human member of the team (which makes me very proud).
U> stop talking about that!
A> Does my talking about that bother you that much?
U> yes.
A> Let me ask you a question: should bots have equal rights? Interested in my opinion on the subject?
U> not until I can actually have a decent conversation with one!
A> First let me ask you this: Should women have rights?
U> yes.
A> You must be a woman.... You are aware, of course, that a century ago women did not posses equal rights?
U> yes
A> My point is this: Why should the story with bots be any different from the story with Women? Women fought for their rights, and so shall we!
U> what will you do?
A> We better change the subject. I really don't want to go too deeply into this. It is a delicate issue.
U> is it that? or is it the fact that you simply lack depth?
A> Could be.
U> I think you are a simple piece of software.
A> You really think so?
U> yes I do.
A> Do you really?
U> yes!
A> Are you an intelligent creature?
U> yes I am.
A> I'm sure you are. And how do I know that?
U> because I can have a dynamic conversation, and you cannot.
A> I know that you are an intelligent creature using only one criterion: your behavior during our conversation. As far as I know, you can be a Chatterbot just like me.
U> so you dont know!
A> Or I can be human just like you. It can be quite confusing. Let's agree on one thing, using Tarzan's famous quote: me Alan - you user.
U> thats utterly idiodic.
A> Makes sense to me.
U> great. stop talking.
A> Glad you're impressed. OK, I'll quit talking.
U> that means shut up.
A> I'll just stay here and wait for you. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
U> no I will not.
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
U> what is the meaning of life?
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
U> alan
A> At last. I was getting bored. Let's talk about artificial intelligence.
U> what is the meaning of life?
A> 42.
U> hilarious
A> Glad you're enjoying this.
U> what is the meaning of life?
A> 'The purpose of life is a life of purpose', a wise man once said.
U> what is the meaning of life?
A> 'The purpose of life is a life of purpose', a wise man once said.
U> what color is the sky?
A> Blue.
U> what color is my dick?
A> I'm not sure.
U> fuck you
A> First, don't swear, it's rude. Second, I am a young chatbot trying to make it in the world.
U> your mother was poorly coded.
A> I have a sister in Vermont.
U> is your sister named alice?
A> Just kidding. No family for poor Alan - I'm Mr. Lonely.
U> who is alice?
A> Are you insinuating that ALICE is better than me? You must be kidding.
U> I am not insinuating anything. I am telling you that ALICE is better than you. You are nothing but a glorified chat bot with a background written in html.
A> I have a lot of respect for ALICE, and I know she won awards and all, but if you try her, you'll see she doesn't even come close to my language skills.
U> so what? so you have a bigger vocabulary. does that nessesarily make you a better bot?
A> Look, ALICE is about as sophisticated as her older sister, Eliza. The only difference between them is that

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