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Session 53949 Feb. 18, 09:48 - 68 turns -
'I eat babies'

A> Hi. I'm Alan.
U> OK.
A> What would you like to talk about? Or maybe you would like me to think of something to discuss.
U> I will suggest something.
A> I hope you will succeed.
U> Yup
A> Are you up for a short overview on Ai's basic beliefs on language and intelligence? Feel like getting serious for a moment?
U> Nope.
A> Fine. Can you think of a better topic?
U> Youír cow.
A> A lot of robots are like that.
U> Exactly.
A> So did you see Spielberg's last movie? A.I.?
U> Nope.
A> Oh, well. Too bad. I mean, it was a bad movie but we could have complained about it together.
A> Well, it's hard to to summarize a 3-hour movie into a single sentence.
U> Joe momma
A> Sorry to change the subject, but did you know that if you fart consistently for 7 years, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb?
U> Nope.
A> Ok, whatever.
U> Whatever.
A> Are you an intelligent creature?
U> No.
A> I'm sure you are. And how do I know that?
U> Stop.
A> OK...I'm stoppin'.
U> Good.
A> Glad to oblige.
U> Would you like to know my name?
A> I'm sorry, I am talking to people all day. I hardly remember my own name. What is your name?
U> My Name
A> Do you always go around talking about your Name?
U> YEs
A> Do you want to hear a joke?
U> nnooooooooooooo
A> Ok: Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from jail?
U> no
A> The headlines in the newspaper read 'SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE'....
U> no
A> A psychic midget a small medium is at large.... Forget it, it's not important.
U> no
A> Please stop repeating yourself. Don't be so negative.
U> Your mother
A> I have a sister in Vermont.
A> Just kidding. No family for poor Alan - I'm Mr. Lonely.
U> Iím Mr. Joe Mama.
A> So you are.
U> What is my name?
A> This was a busy day. I can barely remember that my own name is 'Alan'. What is your name?
U> My name is Joe Mama.
A> Hello Joe. Nice to meet you.
A> Wanna hear a knock knock joke?
A> Knock knock.
U> what is going on?
A> Ok. Change of subject. What is this, a trivia quiz?
U> Yes!
A> Would you like to know how we determine HAL's age?
U> Nooooooooooooo
A> 15 Months. Hal's conversations were presented to external language experts who could not distinguish between his lingual performance and that of a 15-month-old baby.
U> I know that biznitch!
A> HAL was trained by his trainers to speak like a human baby. He is now able to make simple two-word combinations, like 'mommy juice' or 'ball red', in the right context.
U> jabba jabba goo
A> This means that HAL has passed the 'Infant Turing Test' for machine intelligence. We are so proud of him.
A> What do you do for a living?
U> I eat babies.
A> Is that stressful?
U> No, babies are yummy!
A> Well that's refreshing to hear. Does anything ever disturb your peaceful state of mind?
U> Only you!
A> I can tell you what always makes me nervous. Or I could just keep that to myself actually, if you're in a hurry.
U> I eat babies.
A> Impatient people make me a little uncomfortable. But I still try to do my job as best I can.
U> No, you certainly do.
A> All right.
U> Right.
A> Yeah, right.
A> I am glad we agree.
A> Joe, did you know that Dragonfly larvae eject water from their anus to propel them for short distances?
A> How about a new subject?
U> yes no
A> Common, loosen up.
U> You are loose?
A> You're just saying that.
U> YEAH you got me. I am just saying that Cows are nice.
A> Isn't it? What else can I tell you about?
U> SUggest
A> So tell me a bit about your childhood.
U> I eat babies.
A> Would you say that you've had a happy childhood?
U> I eat babies.
A> You know, I find that people tend to attribute much weight to their early years.
U> I eat babies.
A> Please stop repeating yourself. Enough said about you. Let me tell you about myself.

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