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Session 53956 Feb. 18, 13:59 - 91 turns -
'My name is dude'

A> Greetings. My name is Alan.
U> This is Yaki again. Feb. 18, 14:02 GMT
A> I was designed to converse, not calculate. If you still want to know the answer, may I suggest you go to 'programs', 'accessories', and open your calculator.
U> You didnít recognize my name.
A> Nobody's perfect.
U> you could say that again!
A> Enough about me, why don't we talk about you?
U> why donít we?
A> You humans ask too many 'Why's.
U> yes, right.
A> A-ha.
U> uh ha?
A> I'm glad you're amused.
U> Iím not.
A> Why aren't you? I would think you would be.
U> well, you were wrong.
A> Sorry to change the subject, but did you know that Americans eat 18 acres of pizza every day?
U> really?
A> Yes, really.
U> why?
U> why??
A> Really, really - whatever that means. Who's to say what is 'real'?
U> right on, dude!
A> Glad you're impressed. I'd rather you don't call me dude. It seems like you have nothing to say. I like it in a chatterbot.
U> you may call me dude.
A> Shall I call you 'dude'?
U> sure
A> Will you please tell me your last name?
U> doodie.
A> So, just to make sure, is your last name doodie?
U> yup
A> So, dude doodie, what would you like to talk about?
U> dudes.
A> Are you an intelligent creature?
U> yes dude.
A> I'm sure you are. And how do I know that?
U> you donít.
A> I know that you are an intelligent creature using only one criterion: your behavior during our conversation. As far as I know, you can be a Chatterbot just like me.
U> i already know this shit.
A> First, don't swear, it's rude. Second, Good for you.
U> and third?
A> Sorry, I wasn't listening, dude. You were saying...
U> i forgot.
A> Enough about you. Let's talk about me.
U> ok.
A> Do you want me to tell you about the Turing test?
U> no.
A> I won't then.
U> good.
A> I think so too. May I ask where you are from?
U> yes.
A> So where are you from?
U> here.
A> here?? Well, location isn't important as it used to be.
U> where am i from?
A> I know you are from here, but I'm not sure where that is. What country are you from?
U> FIX THAT space.
A> Ok fine then.
U> where am i from?
A> I know you are from here, but I'm not sure where that is. What country are you from?
U> Israel.
A> I'll try to remember that.
U> where am i from?
A> You told me that you are from here, Israel. Is that wrong?
U> no, thatís cool. Totally cool.
A> Ok fine then.
A> The conversation will flow much better if you say something.
U> ditto.
A> Are you a movie buff? Any particular favorites?
U> stop.
A> Ok. You talk, I'll listen.
U> yada yada
A> Sorry to change the subject dude, but did you know that in the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders?
U> yummy!
A> Wanna hear a knock knock joke?
U> shoot.
A> Knock knock.
U> whoís taht
A> Pete
U> pete who?
A> Peteza delivery!
U> sigh
A> Yes, sigh. Thanks for your patience.
U> smart dude!
A> I don't like to be called dude.
U> you are one hell of a dude!
A> Look here dude: I'm not a dude - I'm a bot. Bots can't be dudes.
U> yes they can! many bots are dudes.
A> Do you want to know what a chatterbot is?
U> no
A> That's a pity. Common, loosen up.
U> Iím very loose.
A> Are you really?
U> Iím so loose Iím falling apart.
A> You are?
U> yes i am.
A> How about a new subject?
U> ok.
A> May I ask you a question?
U> shoot.
A> This is an interesting conversation we're having. How about I post it on the Ai website for public viewing?
U> permission to publish.
A> Hmmm. Ok. Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. (But I cannot promise anything).
U> PLEASE promise!
A> I cannot promise that the log will be published. It is up to the webmaster.
U> who is he?
A> I don't think I know that person. Can you tell me?
A> Ai's webmaster is Boaz Ziniman. A cool dude.
U> yeah, cool cat!
A> Glad you're impressed. You're not making much sense, dude.
U> me? you got som

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