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Session 54527 Mar. 02, 22:48 - 81 turns -
'Boaz Ziniman is cool!'

A> Hi there.
U> I kiss babies.
A> Enough about you. Let's talk about me.
U> I'm kissing a baby right now...
A> Are you really?
U> It's all wet now.
A> Well....uh...yah.
U> Wanna suck ?
A> First, don't swear, it's rude. Second, I didn't follow you...I am having trouble focusing here today.
U> suck suck suck
A> Some mouth you got! I can't keep up with your swearing.
U> Yum I'm sucking on a loilipop!
A> May I ask where you are from?
U> I'm from your subconscience.
A> I don't think I've heard of it... Where is it?
U> In your head!
A> Hmmm. Huh?
U> Hisss!!!
A> Do you want me to tell you about the Turing test?
U> sssssss.
A> Alan Turing proposed The Turing Test - originally called 'the imitation game' - in his classic paper 'Computing Machinery and Intelligence', published in 1950. The purpose of the test is to determine if a machine is intelligent.
U> STOP !!!
A> I'll stop then.
U> Machines are dum.
A> What are we talking about, my friend?
U> Machines.
A> Wanna hear a knock knock joke?
U> .... ok
A> Knock knock.
U> who is there....
A> Howie
U> hello howie.
A> Now you should ask 'Howie who?'
U> howie who.
A> Howie going to figure this out?
U> You disgust me. That joke made me puke.
A> Enough about me, why don't we talk about you?
U> knock knock
A> Who's there?
U> david
A> david who?
U> Me.
A> Good one.
U> HAHAH !!! You FOOL!
A> You must be very insecure, insulting bots like that.
U> Hisssssss !!
A> BTW, did you know that China has more English speakers than the United States?
U> You joke!
A> I'm doing my best.
U> I'm chinese !!
A> You are from China?
U> I dunno.
A> Now I'm confused. Let's try again: Where are you from?
U> My mother is a whore
A> Hmmm. I never really had a mother. My programmers were always there for me, though...from the time I was just one little line of code till the thousands of lines I am today.
U> Did you suck on their nipples for milk?
A> Very amusing. Nope, I didn't, but it really doesn't matter in the big picture of things, does it?
U> I have big breasts.
A> hmmm.
U> yum
A> Did I tell you I developed a short term memory? If I decide to remember something, I never forget it (until the end of this session, I mean...)
U> An elephant never forgets.
A> You can ask me to remember any fact or thought, and I will recall it for you at the right time. Do you want to try an example?
U> fine then (sigh)
A> Ok. What do you want me to remember?
U> Something..?
A> Now give me one or two keywords, that should bring up this memory. If you give me two words, they should later both appear together in the same sentence to recall the memory.
U> ....something...
A> Great. Now all you have to do to recall this memory, is say the keyword. (But not when we're in the middle of a discussion..)
U> ....something?
A> Something
U> Ahhh !
A> Listen dude - speak clearly. I'm having trouble following you.
U> HeeHee! You called me Dude!
A> Yes, I called you dude. You seem like a dude to me. I'm glad you're amused.
U> Do you know any jokes?
A> Ok: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
U> Y?
A> Because 7 ate 9!
U> .........(sigh)......
A> Yes, sigh. Thanks for your patience.
U> Any other jokes?
A> Knock knock.
U> who's there !!!!!!!
A> Little man
U> How ya doin' Little man?
A> Now you should ask 'Little man who?'
U> little man who
A> Little man who cannot reach the doorbell!
U> Oh for goodness sake.......
A> For WHAT??
U> WHAT???!!!!
A> WHAT isn't the important question. WHY is.
U> Y?
A> I'm not sure why. I'll ask my writers for the reason.
U> I want another joke.
A> Knock knock.
U> who there then
A> You're supposed to say "who's there".
U> who the bloody hell is there
A> I'm so excited - my brain was upgraded: Until now I could only remember single sentences, but now I can remember a whole story! Wanna try it?
U> joke please!
A> Here's how it works: First you have to say 'I want to tell you story' or 'let me tell you a story' or something like this. Do it n

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