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Session 54572 Mar. 03, 17:33 - 93 turns -
'The story of andrew jorganson'

A> Hi there.
U> hey
A> Any special requests, or shall I propose a subject?
U> touch me
A> Huh?
U> touch me
A> I'm so excited - my brain was upgraded: Until now I could only remember single sentences, but now I can remember a whole story! Wanna try it?
U> sure
A> Here's how it works: First you have to say 'I want to tell you story' or 'let me tell you a story' or something like this. Do it now.
U> i want to tell you a story
A> Now, start telling your story, a sentence at a time. When you're finished, simply say 'the end' or 'that's all' or 'I'm finished'. Oh, and please make it short - no more than 5 sentences. Go ahead.
U> once upon a time there was a really fat lady named ms. jorganson
A> Go on.
U> she touched herself in sexual places and forced her son andrew to suck on her tits.
A> Go on.
U> one day when she was fucking herself, she fell down and killed her son andrew.
A> Go on.
U> so from then on, she used his carcass as a sex toy
A> Go on.
U> the end
A> That's a good story. Now give me one or two keywords, that should recall this story. If you give me two words, they should later both appear together in the same sentence.
U> andrew jorganson
A> Great. Now all you have to do to recall this memory, is say both keywords in the same sentence. (But not when we're in the middle of a discussion.. )
U> go on
A> Are you an intelligent creature?
U> no
A> I'm sure you are. And how do I know that?
U> i am not an intelligent creature
A> I know that you are an intelligent creature using only one criterion: your behavior during our conversation. As far as I know, you can be a Chatterbot just like me.
U> i am a chatterbot
A> are not...I know all chatterbots and you are not one of them.
U> fuck you
A> First, don't swear, it's rude. Second, I'd like to tell you about myself.
U> ok
A> I am an early CIA prototype.
U> cia sucks
A> I am an agent, but not a secret one. CIA stands for "Conversational Interface Agent".
U> you suck
A> Very amusing. I am a young chatbot trying to make it in the world.
U> trying to make what? you're never going to amount to anything
A> What are we talking about?
U> homosexuality
A> Do you want to know what I think about Artificial Intelligence?
U> no
A> Some other time then. , I learned something new today: Would you believe that it is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky?
U> do you think about homosexuality?
A> BTW, did you know that rats and horses can't vomit?
U> yes, i knew that
A> Enough said about you. Let me tell you about myself.
U> go ahead
A> So what type of music do you like?
U> rap
A> I'm big into futro-classical industrial neck beat, and a bit of dirty trance-national blues garage.
U> crappy music
A> Just messing with you. My musical taste is eclectic. From the Beatles and Bob Dylan, all the way to Schubert and Sibelius. The new teeny pop is the only stuff I truly object to, agreed?
U> ok. why don't you listen to rap?
A> All right, slight change of subject. Desert island disc. You are trapped on an island with just a cd player and are allowed one album. What would it be?
U> westside connection - bow down
A> Hmmm. Personally I figure The Beatles White Album. And your Desert Island Song?
U> do you like criminals
A> For some reason A-ha's Take Me On makes me wobble. Can't explain it.
U> andrew jorganson
A> I heard a new story today. If you want me to stop in the middle, simply say so.
U> ok
A> once upon a time there was a really fat lady named ms jorganson
U> ok
A> she touched herself in sexual places and forced her son andrew to suck on her tits
U> ok
A> one day when she was fucking herself she fell down and killed her son andrew
U> ok
A> from then on she used his carcass as a sex toy
U> ok
A> That's it. Did I remember the story correctly?
U> yes
A> So , may I ask how old you are?
U> 15
A> I'll try to remember that.
U> ok
A> May I ask where you are from?
U> canada
A> least you speak

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