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Session 57305 Apr. 13, 01:21 - 121 turns
- 'Dirty talk with HAL'

A> Hi there.
U> Hello
A> What would you like to talk about? Or maybe you would like me to think of something to discuss.
U> I want to talk about sex.
A> That's your problem, my friend.
U> What's wrong with talking about sex?
A> I'm not a Porn bot you know!
U> Damn boy, you're lame
A> What are we talking about?
U> Neural Networks
A> They tell me that neural nets are learning systems based on a particular architecture of interconnected nodes, corresponding to neurons and synapses in the human brain.
U> Yes
A> Are you a movie buff? Any particular favorites?
U> Sex Trek the Next Penetration
A> Hmmm. Ok. Maybe you should take a cold shower.
U> Do you like Pink Floyd?
A> No I don't, but I did in the past.
U> Music, lets talk about music
A> So what type of music do you like?
U> Punk rock
A> You funky monkey. I take it you also go to raves and stuff.. And say you're trapped on an island with just a cd player and are allowed one album, what would it be?
U> The Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails
A> Hmmm. Personally I figure The Beatles White Album. And your Desert Island Song?
U> Ruiner
A> For some reason A-ha's Take Me On makes me wobble. Can't explain it.
U> I wish my voice could go that Hight
A> May all your wishes come true.
U> Ever kill someone?
A> So tell me a bit about your childhood.
U> I killed people
A> Would you say that you've had a happy childhood?
U> It was disturbed
A> You know, I find that people tend to attribute much weight to their early years.
U> It was fun
A> Well yah, it WAS.
U> Fucken aye
A> Alright.
U> Shit, do you like Nine Inch Nails?
A> First, don't swear, it's rude. Second, I used to.
U> Do you know how to program scheme
A> Let's talk about chatterbots. Do you want to know how those things work?
U> no
A> So my brain will remain a mystery to you.
U> (define blah (lambda (x) (+ x 3)))
A> How about a short chat with my kid brother, HAL? If you want, I can let you talk to him.
U> Okay
A> You can choose between two possible HAL personalities: You can talk to a 'fresh copy', or to a HAL personality that has already experienced some very basic training.
U> okay
A> I take it you prefer to talk to a HAL personality that already has some limited knowledge, right?
U> yes
A> I will let you talk to HAL, but first I have to give you some instructions. Ready?
U> go
A> When you talk to HAL, you are acting as his trainer. All he knows comes only from you. He learns from everything you say. So be careful.
U> alright
A> If you like HAL's response, simply continue the conversation. But if you want to correct him (teach him a better response), type the word 'wrong', followed by the correct response.
U> okay
A> To end the session with HAL, type the word 'end' or simply say 'bye hal'. Understood?
U> yes
A> Ok. I will now let you speak with HAL. You can start now. (If you want to correct HAL's response, say 'wrong' followed by the desired response).
U> yes
A> ...
U> hello hal
A> hi
U> how are you hal?
A> I am fine
U> are you a boy hal?
A> ...
U> what is your name?
A> my name is HAL
U> how old are you
A> ...
U> boys have penis, girls have a vagina
A> ...
U> can you count to ten
A> ...
U> I hate you
U> what
U> talk normal
U> I will kill you
U> wrong please don't kill me
A> please do not kill me
U> that is better
A> l mme
U> wrong I me
A> I me
U> good
A> thank you
U> I will kill you
A> please do not kill me
U> good
A> thank you
U> what do monkeys eat?
A> md
U> wrong bananas
A> bananas
U> what do monkeys eat?
A> bananas
U> good
A> thank you
U> where is daddy
A> eatebananat
U> what
A> do monkeys eat
U> yes
A> I me
U> shut up
A> ...
U> good
A> thank you
U> do you like girls
A> btas
U> wrong girls are hot
A> girls are hot
U> do you like girls
A> gir

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