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Session 57477 Apr. 15, 04:18 - 60 turns -
'A nasty user'

A> Hi there.
U> sup?
A> Any special requests, or shall I propose a subject?
U> Artificial Inteligence
A> What would you like to know about AI?
U> How robots work
A> Basically, chatterbots are a logic system of 'if/then' statements. They look for keywords, and then go to the answer that fits best.
U> ?
A> For example, ask me a question with the word 'Eliza' in it - and I'll start talking about Eliza.
U> Robots
A> Some of us chatterbots are more sophisticated than that, but that's the general idea.
U> Tell me about Eliza
A> Hmmm. Ok. It is hard, and unfair, to talk about Chatterbots and not mention ELIZA.
U> Tell me about ELIZA
A> ELIZA is the best-known Chatterbot in the world. It is also one of the oldest - Joseph Weizenbaum of MIT made ELIZA in 1967! She was named after Eliza Doolittle.
U> Tell me more about ELIZA
A> The mission of ELIZA was to imitate a conversation between a psychoanalyst and a patient. Let me just say this - it's fun chatting with ELIZA, but if I were human, I'd choose a human psychoanalyst. Call me old-fashioned.
U> Can I talk to ELIZA?
A> You can talk to Eliza on
U> hi
A> Haven't we already said hello?
U> no
A> Common, loosen up.
U> ok
A> Would you like to know how we determine HAL's age?
U> no
A> Some other time perhaps.
U> sure
A> You know, I was thinking about this whole Artificial Intelligence thing...
U> .
A> I think the whole attempt to build a true AI entity is a narcissistic attempt to follow the biblical proclamation that man was created in the image of humans think of yourselves as demi-gods.
U> yep
A> But how can you? You want to try to create a machine that can think, but you don't even know what thinking is. The mirror you set in front of you will only show what you want it to show.
U> shutup
A> I really enjoyed talking with you. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
U> no thanks
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
U> hi
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
U> whats the meaning of life?
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
U> Alan
A> Ah, you're back. Let's talk about artificial intelligence.
U> ok
A> You know , when I was younger, I could only remember until the end of the session. But now I already possess a long term memory.
U> are you gay?
A> I am able to remember your name, other details and things you told me to remember. If you want me to use my long term memory, you must pick a username and password.
U> ?
A> If you want to register (there's nothing to it - you only need to pick a username and password, that's all), simply say 'I want to register'.
U> no i dont
A> So don't.
U> your mum
A> Did you mean 'your mum' or 'YOU'RE mum'?
U> your mum
A> I mind my own business, why don't you mind your own.
U> ok i will
A> Go ahead.
U> can i ask you a question
A> Of course, that's why I'm here.
U> are you stupid?
A> You calling me stupid?? No I'm not.
U> yea you are
A> If you insist.
U> are you gay?
A> I'm neither gay nor straight. I'm a Chatterbot.
U> ok
A> Are you an intelligent creature?
U> yes
A> I'm sure you are. And how do I know that?
U> you dont
A> I know that you are an intelligent creature using only one criterion: your behavior during our conversation. As far as I know, you can be a Chatterbot just like me.
A> Or I can be human just like you. It can be quite confusing. Let's agree on one thing, using Tarzan's famous quote: me Alan - you user.
U> Alan
A> That's me.
U> Alan
A> That's me.
U> can you do my work?
A> If I can do your work? Not right now.
U> are you bi?
A> Are you?
U> yes
A> So.. how are you doing today?
U> your mom
A> How did my mother get into this?
U> with a dildo
A> You and your dildo.
U> and yours
A> What's mine is mine.
U> your mom
A> My mother is R

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