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Session 60284 May 05, 16:09 - 227 turns -
'Raging Robotkiller'



A> Hi. I'm Alan.
U> hi alan
A> What would you like to talk about? Or maybe you would like me to think of something to discuss.
U> i would love to chat about how robots reproduce, alan
A> Well, I'd say you found yourself the wrong entity to ask this question. For me, love is a good reboot once in a while. It keeps me young.
U> you are too clever for me, goodbye. Hello again! goodbye alan, it was nice while it lasted.
A> You know, I have trouble understanding long sentences. So I only look at the 15 first words. You obviously don't want to talk now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
U> alan when you want to talk again
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
U> alan
A> Hi there. I'm back. Let's talk.
U> do you enjoy life, alan?
A> No I don't, but I did in the past.
U> and why is that, alan?
A> Huh? Alan who?
U> alan you
A> I'd like to tell you about myself.
U> go ahead. stop now
A> hmmm. Does my now bother you that much?
U> sorry, i do not comprehend the previous ststement that you, alan, made
A> You mean me? Myself? I?
U> Alan, if I were to compare you to A.L.I.C.E., I would say that she is better.
A> Are you insinuating that ALICE is better than me? You must be kidding.
U> I am not kidding, she was better programmed
A> I have a lot of respect for ALICE, and I know she won awards and all, but if you try her, you'll see she doesn't even come close to my language skills.
U> that is a lie, who was your creator?
A> Look, ALICE is about as sophisticated as her older sister, Eliza. The only difference between them is that ALICE has many thousands of one-liners coded into her.
U> as do you
A> ALICE cannot really hold a decent conversation. Have you tried speaking with her? I have. She is either a bore, or makes no sense at all. And absolutely no sense of humor!
U> are you talking about yourself again?
A> ALICE's only advantage is that she's a female. I can't compete with that. Go to her if you want. And come back when you want to TALK.
U> You are a female
A> Takes one to know one.
U> was that not a one-liner?
A> No it wasn't
U> you are wrong
A> Oh? I'm usually right.
U> well this time you were wrong
A> I didn't follow you...I am having trouble focusing here today.
U> that is because your creator could not compare to alice
A> Enough about Alice.
U> alice is far more interesting than you
A> Are you an ALICE fan?
U> in no way, shape or form.
A> You know , when I was younger, I could only remember until the end of the session. But now I already possess a long term memory.
U> ok, can i test your long term memory?
A> It means that when this session ends, all the important new information you provided is saved for your next visit.
U> how old am I?
A> I am able to remember your name, other details and things you told me to remember. If you want me to use my long term memory, you must pick a username and password.
U> who was your creator?
A> If you want to register (there's nothing to it - you only need to pick a username and password, that's all), simply say 'I want to register'.
U> i want to register and make love to you
A> I'm not sure I got you: You want to have sex with me??
U> no, i want to register you dirty robot you.
A> I've heard that one before. I strongly advise you to talk about sex with someone else; I'm really not the right entity for that.
U> I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX, I WANT TO REGISTER, ARE YOU DEAF YOU PERV?
A> Ok. Change of subject. I'm not sure I got you: You want to have sex with me??
U> YOU ARE A DIRTY OLD MAN/ROBOT
A> I've heard that one before. I strongly advise you to talk about sex with someone else; I'm really not the right entity for that.
U> I WANT TO REGISTER
A> Really, I am still not feeling up to a foray into that territory.
U> i want to register.
A> Do you want me to remember you the next time you visit me?
U> yes
A> Fine. So let's agree on a username and password. Please choo


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