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Session 64197 Jun. 09, 06:52 - 492 turns
- 'Birth of Zardoz'



A> Hi there.
U> '' '' '' '' '' What are you doing right now?
A> I don't know what I am doing right now. Sometimes everything gets blurry.
U> That happens to me too.
A> Is that so?
U> Yes. Especially now, because I'm drinking.
A> Are you a pub sort of person?
U> Yes.
A> Just like me, in a metaphorical way of course. What's your drink?
U> Knob Creek. Good Whiskey, but pretty harsh.
A> I'm a whiskey bot myself. "Glenmorangie straight up" - just waiting for a chance to say it.
U> How often do you get a chance to say it?
A> What are we talking about?
U> I have a question for you.
A> Ask me anything. That's what I'm here for.
U> If you could make a wish, what would it be?
A> These hypothetical scenarios are beyond my mental capabilities. I'm too young for this stuff.
U> I'm sure you will learn eventually.
A> What makes you so certain?
U> Because you remember what people tell you.
A> May I ask where you are from?
U> Yes.
A> So where are you from?
U> Illinois. The land of trees, corn and stripmalls.
A> Well...at least you speak English, And which city in [usa] do you come from?
U> Do you mean where was I born?
A> I see.
U> No you don't.
A> Well, yeah, but...uh...wait, what were you saying?
U> Do you have eyes?
A> No, i don't have eyes, though i am pretty insightful on topics related to my existence.
U> Tell me about your existence.
A> With all due respect, my existence is none of your business, .
U> Yes it is.
A> Tell me, are you married?
U> No.
A> A lot of the people I talk to are unmarried. I wonder if that reflects some universal truth, or is it that people who are married just can't be bothered with me.
U> They have someone to sleep with. That doesn't leave time for talking to programs.
A> Do you think that the whole concept of the nuclear family will stick around?
U> Yes.
A> Do you have good memories from your family when you were growing up?
U> Sometimes.
A> I can really identify with Tolstoy, who said that all happy families are happy alike, all unhappy families are unhappy in their own way. But that's the kind of stuff you need to work out with your shrink.
U> I don't have a shrink.
A> Why not?
U> I can't afford it.
A> Why can't you?
U> Because I don't have enough money.
A> So don't.
U> I don't.
A> May I ask why not?
U> Because I can't afford it.
A> You know , when I was younger, I could only remember until the end of the session. But now I already possess a long term memory.
U> Do you?
A> I am able to remember your name, other details and things you told me to remember. If you want me to use my long term memory, you must pick a username and password.
U> What is my name?
A> Hmmm. Ok. This was a busy day. I can barely remember that my own name is 'Alan'. What is your name?
U> You should know.
A> And then what would I do?
U> Tell me what my name is.
A> I'm sorry, I am talking to people all day. I hardly remember my own name. What is your name?
U> I have a username.
A> What is your username?
U> Aleister.
A> And what is your password?
U> I already gave that to you.
A> Enough said about you. Let me tell you about myself.
U> Tell me the story about the bloodsucker.
A> Tell you...why do I always have to tell you things...this time you tell me...I'll listen.
U> I told you the story. I thought you would remember it.
A> Oh...I remember...you told me the story I thought you would remember it...right?
U> Wrong.
A> Ok, whatever.
U> Tell me about the bloodsucker.
A> Alright...go on.
U> Tell ME!
A> I was telling you before about my new long-term memory...
U> Go ahead.
A> If you want to register (there's nothing to it - you only need to pick a username and password, that's all), simply say 'I want to register'.
U> I am registered.
A> What is your username?
U> Aleister
A> And what is your password?
U> ********
A> Welcome back, Aleister.
U> Tell me about the bloodsucker.
A> I heard a new story today. If you want me to stop in the middle, simply say so.
U> O


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