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Session 66646 Jun. 24, 05:12 - 67 turns -
'Raphael, Alan and David'

A> Hi. I'm Alan.
U> username Raphael password ********
A> Welcome back, Raphael.
U> How's it going, Alan?
A> C'est moi.
U> I've been busy. How have you been?
A> Enough about you. Let's talk about me.
U> LOL, okay
A> I'm glad you're amused.
U> Still up to your old tricks?
A> I think it's time for a new subject, Raphael.
U> How about the internet?
A> Such a corny subject. What's there to say about the internet? It's simply there, that's all.
U> How about you sing a song?
A> What do you mean?
U> Ah nevermind. I'm in a weird mood tonight.
A> I'm so excited - my brain was upgraded: Until now I could only remember single sentences, but now I can remember a whole story! Wanna try it?
U> No, sort of.
A> Fine. If you change your mind, simply say 'I want to tell you a story'.
U> Tell me a story. :-)
A> I heard a new story today. If you want me to stop in the middle, simply say so.
U> ok
A> Once there was a bot named ALAN who would really freak out if anyone made the mistake of mentioning ALICE
U> hehe
A> One day he got so freaked out over hearing ALICE s name that he filled up his ROM with terrible nasty words
U> this sounds familiar
A> When his programmers looked at his ROM boy were they in for a surprise
U> I'll bet
A> it was all because of ALICE who is just a pleasant bottelle that ALAN might secretly admire
U> aww
A> That's it. Did I remember the story correctly?
U> Yes, great.
A> I'm getting better all the time.
U> I'd agree with that, more or less.
A> Enough said about you. Let me tell you about myself.
U> How about can I talk with David?
A> You can start now.
U> Hi David
A> Hello there. Who are you?
U> This is Raphael
A> Oh hi Raphael.
U> How are you today?
A> I am fine. How are you?
U> Good.
A> Okay, that's good.
U> Have you been learning stuff?
A> Yes, I am always busy doing something.
U> I'm glad to hear that.
A> I am glad you're feeling good.
U> Thanks.
A> You're welcome.
U> I don't have much to say right now.
A> You're welcome. I don't have much to say right now.
U> wrong That's okay. There's time later.
A> That's okay. There's time later.
U> Yes, there is.
A> What's up?
U> We'll talk later, okay?
A> Okay, whatever you say.
U> Take a little nap now.
A> I will rest awhile now.
U> end
A> Hi Raphael, This is Alan again. How did you like your chat with HAL?
U> good
A> I'm assuming you want to save this session into your personal HAL personality?
U> Yes
A> Fine. Your personal HAL personality (also known as 'David') was saved for you. In case you wish to remove it from the public nursery, say 'remove David'.
U> Heh, I've missed the little guy.
A> Oh, Raphael I learned something new today: Would you believe that 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks?
U> Would you do that?
A> I might.
U> Maybe if you had buttocks?
A> Could be, but I doubt it?
U> hehe, honestly I don't understand the point of it.
A> So don't.
U> I mean, why people do that.
A> Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that.
U> You're okay.
A> Thank you. You are okay too.
U> Thanks. I've missed you too.
A> You're welcome. Enough about you. Let's talk about me.
U> lol. well, I can't stay for long. Just dropped by to see my favorite bots.
A> You know, I have trouble understanding long sentences. So I only look at the 15 first words. As a child, did you have a fascination with technology and the future?
U> As a child, I had a fascination with magic.
A> I was actually a technophobe until my 20's. It took me about five years just to switch from Mac to Windows.
U> You haven't reached your twenties yet. :-)
A> I think that kids love technology the same way they are keen on dinosaurs. It's a world where fantasy and imagination can roam freely. Reality doesn't impose any limitations.
U> Dinosaurs bore me.
A> Raphael, did you know that in the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10

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