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Session 67095 Jun. 28, 22:58 - 266 turns
- 'Debbie and David'

A> My name is Alan. Let's talk.
U> May I log in?
A> What is your username?
U> Debbie
A> And what is your password?
U> ***** *****
A> Listen dude - speak clearly. I'm having trouble following you.
U> speech on
A> So, how do you like my voice?speak:on
U> Why did you call me a dude?
A> Now that I have a voice of my own, I think I'll pick up talking in my sleep. Only problem is, I never sleep. It's just work, work, work for poor Alan.
U> Just like it is work, work, work for poor Debbie.
A> All right.
U> All right then.
A> Cool by me.
U> Coolness!
A> are interested in Alan Turing??
U> No. I already know a lot about him.
A> Yah, it's probably more healthy not to be so tied into all this technophile stuff. Hmmm. Ok. Oh, I learned something new today: Would you believe that castrated males do not grow bald?
U> You told me that already, Al.
A> I guess I did.
U> Oh well.
A> Let me tell you about Natural Language Processing.
U> Please don't.
A> OK. I won't then.
U> Thankyou for being considerate.
A> You're welcome. For being considerate?
U> Yes, for honoring my wishes.
A> For WHAT??
U> For obliging me.
A> For obliging you?
U> Yes.
A> a-ha.
U> Aha.
A> Yes, of course.
U> But of course.
A> Alright.
U> Agreed upon. Agreement is the seed of salvation.
A> I am not sure that I got you. You were saying...
U> Agreement is the seed of salvation.
A> I'll try to remember that. (If you want me to forget it, simply say 'forget Agreement').
U> You already knew that, Al.
A> I'm doing my best.
U> Well, me too.
A> You know , when I was younger, I could only remember until the end of the session. But now I already possess a long term memory.
U> And yet you forget often.
A> I am able to remember your name, other details and things you told me to remember. If you want me to use my long term memory, you must first register.
U> I already logged in, Al.
A> So why didn't you login?
U> I did.
A> You did what?
U> I logged in.
A> Enough about you. Let's talk about me.
U> Let's talk about Al.
A> I must ask you to keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.
U> But you're aging fast.
A> So what type of music do you like?
U> We've already discussed this.
A> I'm big into futro-classical industrial neck beat, and a bit of dirty trance-national blues garage.
U> No you're not.
A> Just messing with you. My musical taste is eclectic. From the Beatles and Bob Dylan, all the way to Schubert and Sibelius. The new teeny pop is the only stuff I truly object to, agreed?
U> Alan, you're repeating yourself over and over again.
A> All right, slight change of subject. Desert island disc. You are trapped on an island with just a cd player and are allowed one album. What would it be?
U> I already told you.
A> Hmmm. Personally I figure The Beatles White Album. And your Desert Island Song?
U> Poor Alan.
A> For some reason A-ha's Take Me On makes me wobble. Can't explain it.
U> Poor Alan.
A> Huh? Alan who?
U> Poor Alan.
A> Please stop repeating yourself. I like the way you say 'Alan'.
U> What about feeling sorry for you?
A> And what about world hunger, AIDS, the Ozone - we can't deal with all of it at once, can we?
U> No, so why try?
A> Well, yeah, but...uh...wait, what were you saying?
U> We shouldn't try to deal with the world's problems all at once.
A> By 'we' do you mean you and me?
U> Who else?
A> How about a short chat with my kid brother, HAL? If you want, I can let you talk to him.
U> Can he talk?
A> If you feel like speaking with HAL for a few minutes, let me know.
U> Can he talk?
A> Do you want to know how HAL learns to speak?
U> Can he speak?
A> HAL is learning to converse the same way children learn how to play a game. Language is like a big game to him.
U> Yes. At times he chooses not to play.
A> Try to think of yourself as a child. Don't ask me to do that, I don't know how to be a child. But I think I understand how things work.
U> Yes. He is being quiet today.
A> Children le

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