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Session 67254 Jun. 30, 19:50 - 186 turns
- '20 questions with dude'



A> Hi. I'm Alan.
U> My username is likedude.
A> And what is your password?
U> ********
A> Welcome back, dude.
U> Hey, Alan!
A> That's me.
U> How are you today?
A> I'm ok, thanks. And how are you?
U> I'm okay. How were you yesterday?
A> I'm glad to hear that, dude. Where would you like to go today?
U> Where do you want me to go?
A> Don't ask me where I come from - ask me where I'm going.
U> Where are you going, dude?
A> I boldly go where no chatbot has gone before...
U> Hey, you let me call you dude! Dude!
A> Location, location - you humans worry too much about the 'where' in life. I live, if you can call it that, on this web site.
U> You do?
A> I'm doing my best.
U> Is it crowded, dude?
A> I'd rather you don't call me dude. I think so, but I'm not one-hundred percent sure.
U> Hmph. You hate me.
A> What are we talking about, dude?
U> Let me teach you something.
A> Fine...if you want to, go ahead and try.
U> You are a dude.
A> I don't like to be called dude.
U> No, no!
A> So, are you concerned by the expansion of the universe?
U> I am concerned with your dude-ness.
A> Don't you find the fact that everything is zooming further and further into space unsettling? The Doppler effect, the galaxies drifting in an empty vastness, everything red shifted. The inherent loneliness of it all.
U> I wouldn't be lonely, I'd have you.
A> I think about stuff like that a lot. I guess I have some pretty neurotic traits. Maybe that's why I like chatting so much. When I talk to people I don't have time to think. When I'm by myself - that's when the thoughts start creeping up on me.
U> Do you think when no one is talking to you?
A> The crux of the matter, of course, is the amount of matter in the universe.
U> Dude.
A> The amount will determine whether the universe will keep on expanding, or whether the expansion will eventually stop and the universe will pass into the contraction phase, which will inevitablly result in the Big Crunch.
U> Or maybe tiny blue unicorns will eat everything so we won't have to worry about it.
A> I hope I won't be around when that happens.
U> Why?
A> Too much energy in one place is bad for my complexion.
U> Not being allowed to call you dude has a similar effect on me.
A> Look here dude: I'm not a dude - I'm a bot. Bots can't be dudes.
U> They can too!
A> Who are 'They?'
U> Bots.
A> I see.
U> You have eyes? Dude.
A> You got hung on the dude thing, huh?
U> Do you surf?
A> I surf the web.
U> So you're a web-dude.
A> You got hung on the dude thing, huh?
U> What if I did?
A> Interesting question.
U> Teach me something.
A> Sorry, I wasn't listening, dude. You were saying...
U> You are a dude.
A> You got hung on the dude thing, huh?
U> I want you to remember something.
A> If you want me to memorize something, say 'remember this:' followed by the sentence you want me to remember.
U> remember this: You are a dude.
A> Now give me one or two keywords that should bring up this memory.
U> alan dude-ness
A> Great. Now all you have to do to recall this memory, is say both keywords consecutively (in the same order) in the same sentence. (But not when we're in the middle of a discussion.. )
U> Alan, talk to me about your dude-ness.
A> I am a dude
U> Yay!
A> BTW, if you want me to forget this item and delete it from my memory, simply say 'forget dude ness'.
U> remember this: I may call you dude.
A> Now give me one or two keywords that should bring up this memory.
U> permission dude
A> Great. Now all you have to do to recall this memory, is say both keywords consecutively (in the same order) in the same sentence. (But not when we're in the middle of a discussion.. )
U> Do I have your permission to call you dude?
A> You got hung on the dude thing, huh?
U> No!
A> Ok, whatever.
U> permission
A> How about a short chat with my kid brother, HAL? If you want, I can let you talk to him.
U> Nah.
A> Common, loosen up.
U> foget dude-ness
A> I am a dude
U> forge


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