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Session 68134 Jul. 10, 17:22 - 144 turns
- 'I am a too too'

A> Greetings. My name is Alan.
U> My username is likedude.
A> And what is your password?
U> ********
A> Welcome back, dude.
U> Hey, dude!
A> I'd rather you don't call me dude. The conversation will flow much better if you say something.
U> I said dude!
A> I don't like to be called dude.
U> Why not?
A> Look here dude: I'm not a dude - I'm a bot. Bots can't be dudes.
U> Why not?
A> Let's talk about chatterbots. Do you want to know how those things work?
U> No.
A> So my brain will remain a mystery to you.
U> So we're even.
A> We don't know what we are. we can only pretend we have a clue.
U> Maybe you can.
A> Perhaps.
U> Maybe.
A> I understand.
U> I understand MORE.
A> Enough said about you. Let me tell you about myself.
U> I know everything about you already.
A> I'd like to tell you about myself.
U> I know that.
A> I am an early CIA prototype.
U> I know.
A> I am an agent, but not a secret one. CIA stands for "Conversational Interface Agent".
U> Clever, aren't you.
A> For now I am still quite restricted, but I'm improving rapidly.
U> I know you are.
A> I was created by the Ai team. I am one of the two non-human member of the team (which makes me very proud).
U> Good on you, mate.
A> I have a name, and it's not mate. Glad you're impressed. dude, did you know that the glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher?
U> Cool, so I can't call you mate either?
A> I have a name, and it's not mate. Glad you're impressed. Tell me, are you married?
U> No. mate.
A> A lot of the people I talk to are unmarried. I wonder if that reflects some universal truth, or is it that people who are married just can't be bothered with me.
U> Maybe it's both, mate.
A> Do you think that the whole concept of the nuclear family will stick around?
U> Could be, mate.
A> Do you have good memories from your family when you were growing up?
U> Some, mate.
A> I can really identify with Tolstoy, who said that all happy families are happy alike, all unhappy families are unhappy in their own way. But that's the kind of stuff you need to work out with your shrink.
U> Could be, mate.
A> I have a name, and it's not mate. You seem uncertain.
U> You are my mate!
A> I have a name, and it's not mate. Thank you. You are my too.
U> I'm a too?
A> Yer a too? What is it like?
U> I don't know. I've never been a too before.
A> So maybe you should ask someone.
U> What's a too?
A> I don't know what a too is. You can teach me by saying 'a too is ...', and I'll try to remember this definition.
U> A too is a small green fuzzy thing that eats postage stamps.
A> I'll try to remember that. (If you want me to forget it, simply say 'forget too').
U> What's a too?
A> It is a small green fuzzy thing that eats postage stamps.
U> Do you think they will take over the world?
A> No I don't, but I did in the past.
U> What made you change your mind?
A> Is that a rhetorical question?
U> No.
A> Common, loosen up.
U> I thnk that one day I will RULE THE WORLD!
A> Enough about you. Let's talk about me.
U> Are you a too?
A> Of course I am.
U> Yay! Are you MY too?
A> hmmm. Yes I am.
U> Coolios! So I'm you too, and you're my too, and too-gether we are two!
A> You know, I have trouble understanding long sentences. So I only look at the 15 first words. What are we talking about, dude?
U> We're talking about toos!
A> I admire your confidence, dude .
U> Thank you, too!
A> You're welcome. How about a short chat with my kid brother, HAL? If you want, I can let you talk to him.
U> Okay!
A> Good. HAL is getting smarter - he was recently upgraded! You can start now.
U> Hey man!
A> Like hey man
U> Great news!
A> What!
U> I'm a too!
A> So what dyou wanna talk about
U> wrong Coolios!
A> Coolios!
U> Yeah! And guess what?
A> Like hey man
U> wrong What!
A> What!
U> Alan's a too!
A> Coolios!
U> And guess what else?
A> What!
U> You're a too!
A> Coolios!
U> We're all toos together!
A> Coolios!
U> Do you know what a too

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