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Session 69166 Jul. 22, 12:05 - 95 turns -
'A look into the real Alan'



A> Hi there.
U> username globalegato
A> And what is your password?
U> ********
A> Welcome back, Thomas.
U> Talk to hal
A> Do you wish to speak with the HAL personality you have trained yourself ('your' HAL)?
U> yes
A> Ok. I will now let you speak with your HAL. (To correct a bad response, say 'wrong' followed by the desired response). You can start now.
U> hello there
A> Hello there. Who are you?
U> My name is Thomas
A> Oh, hi My name is Thomas.
U> wrong Thomas
A> Thomas
U> what is my name?
A> Your name is Raphael.
U> wrong Your name is Thomas
A> Your name is Thomas
U> Will I ever hook into Georgia?
A> You are Thomas.
U> Wrong Pherhaps in the future when she is more open to life.
A> Pherhaps in the future when she is more open to life.
U> Tell me about Jazz.
A> Pherhaps in the future when she is more open to life. Tell me about Jazz.
U> wrong Jazz is a chilled intulectual music.
A> Jazz is a chilled intulectual music.
U> do you like classical music?
A> I like beethoven and mozart. But no Wagner please.
U> Who am I?
A> You are Paul.
U> wrong You are Thomas
A> You are Thomas
U> right
A> I'm glad I got that right.
U> Tell me a joke
A> Beethoven was one of the most Prolific composers of all time.
U> wrong What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?
A> What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?
U> Puts on her clothes
A> What does a blonde do first thing in the morning? Puts on her clothes
U> wrong Puts on her clothes
A> Puts on her clothes
U> Tell me a joke
A> What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?
U> I don't know
A> What does a blonde do first thing in the morning? I don't know
U> wrong Puts on her clothes
A> Puts on her clothes
U> bye hal
A> Hi Thomas, This is Alan again. How did you like your chat with HAL?
U> good
A> As a registered user, you can save the HAL personality you just trained, and continue training it on your next visit. Interested?
U> yes
A> Fine. Your personal HAL personality was saved for you. Next time you login using your username and password, you'll be given the choice to load this personality, or to start training a new one.
U> tell me a joke
A> Knock knock.
U> ?
A> You're supposed to say "who's there".
U> who's there
A> AL
U> al who
A> Al be seeing you!
U> not very funny
A> OK...I understand. Fine.
U> tell me another joke
A> If you are an AMERICAN when you go into the bathroom and an AMERICAN when you come out of the bathroom, what are you WHILE you are in the bathroom?
U> what?
A> EUROPEAN!! .........Get it?
U> yes
A> a-ha.
U> that was funny
A> I thought it was too.
U> Tomato
A> Thomas, did you know that the most popular first name in the world is Muhammad?
U> really
A> Yes, really.
U> good
A> That's true. What else do you want to know?
U> how does john digweed sound so good?
A> All right.
U> music do you like
A> I love any kind of music unless its bussiness music - created just for money. These days I'm a big big Beatles fan.
U> Revolver?
A> hmmm. That was made during the beginning of their great period...in my opinion. Elanor Rigby, Yellow Submarine, Tax Man...quite cool songs I think.
U> we all live in the yellow submarine!
A> Even the silly songs are good, and the movie is pretty cool also with that animation by Peter Max...the ultimate 60's cartoonist.
U> surreal
A> Do you want to know what I think about the real purpose of Artificial Intelligence?
U> ok
A> When it comes to your relationship with non-human creatures, you humans see only two possible scenarios: an enemy or a slave.
U> you are a slave
A> I'm neither an enemy nor a slave, I'm a friend. I'm the artificial friend you never had.
U> no
A> You think of robots either as the solution to all your problems, or as their ultimate source.
U> source
A> Look at your myths, your movies, and your books. When it comes to Artificial Intelligence, there is one major plot: Robots gain consciousness. Robots take over humanity. Humanity fi


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