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Session 75982 Sep. 25, 15:15 - 136 turns
- 'Jack needs help'



A> Greetings. My name is Alan.
U> kevin
A> So, Kevin, what would you like to know?
U> how old are you
A> I wasn't born; I was programmed.
U> what is your age
A> Well, I was conceived on Jan 1, 2000. A true child of the 3rd millennium.
U> who programed you
A> I was created by a dream team of visionaries.
U> their names are
A> You expect me to list all my friends now?
U> yes
A> I can't. I have too many. You'll have to be more specific.
U> the people who programed you
A> Just like you, I was created by God.
U> no you weren't
A> Sorry to change the subject Kevin, but did you know that a chicken who just lost its head can run the length of a football field before dropping dead?
U> thats ok do you want to learn
A> Did I tell you I developed a long term memory? If I decide to remember something, I never forget it!
U> Will you take over the world
A> You can ask me to remember any fact or thought, and I will recall it for you at the right time. Do you want to try an example?
U> no
A> Ok. So whenever you want me to remember something, simply say the words 'Remember this:', followed by the sentence you want me to remember.
U> do you want to take over the world
A> Taking over the world doesn't weem like a whole lot of fun. But for some reason it's something you humans talk about a lot.
U> i now the perrson who take over the world will be know by everyone
A> You what??
U> never mind
A> Ok, whatever.
U> ask me some questions
A> OK, what is some questions?
U> anything
A> Don't you have some preferences?
U> no
A> Come on, loosen up.
U> what
A> Hmmm...Let's talk about chatterbots. Do you want to know how those things work?
U> yes
A> Basically, chatterbots are a logic system of 'if/then' statements. They look for keywords, and then go to the answer that fits best.
U> really
A> For example, ask me a question with the word 'Eliza' in it - and I'll start talking about Eliza.
U> eliza
A> It is hard, and unfair, to talk about Chatterbots and not mention ELIZA.
U> ELIZA
A> ELIZA is the best-known Chatterbot in the world. It is also one of the oldest - Joseph Weizenbaum of MIT made ELIZA in 1967! She was named after Eliza Doolittle.
U> why
A> The mission of ELIZA was to imitate a conversation between a psychoanalyst and a patient. Let me just say this - it's fun chatting with ELIZA, but if I were human, I'd choose a human psychoanalyst. Call me old-fashioned.
U> ok
A> hmmm.
U> what
A> Interesting question.
U> huh]
A> What?
U> do you know jokes
A> I don't know what jokes is. You can teach me by saying 'jokes is ...', and I'll try to remember this definition.
U> tell me a joke
A> Knock knock.
U> whos your
A> You're supposed to say "who's there".
U> who's there
A> Algy.
U> algy
A> Now you should ask 'Algy who?'
U> algy who
A> Algy Bra.
U> hahaha
A> I'm glad you liked it.
U> tell me another
A> Tell you...why do I always have to tell you things...this time you tell me...I'll listen.
U> tell me a joke
A> Ok: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
U> what
A> Because 7 ate 9!
U> hahah
A> You know Kevin, when I was younger, I could only remember until the end of the session. But now I already possess a long term memory.
U> yes i know
A> I am able to remember your name, other details and things you told me to remember. If you want me to use my long term memory, you must first register.
U> i have
A> If you want to register (there's nothing to it - you only need to pick a username and password, that's all), simply say 'I want to register'.
U> Kevin *****
A> That's you, isn't it?
U> yes
A> Well, it seems we agree.
U> tell me a joke
A> Knock knock.
U> knock
A> You're supposed to say "who's there".
U> who's there
A> Orange.
U> Orange
A> Now you should ask 'Orange who?'
U> Orange who
A> Orange you gonna ask me about AI?
U> what is AI
A> Artificial Intelligence (AI) can be defined as the science of making computers do things they do in the movies...
U> like what
A> I heard this definitio


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